The end of mankind.

[HappyPuppy]

No, man will not cease to survive when Asians quit smearing Vagsil on their lips. It was not written in the Mayan Chronicles.

What the Mayans said is that they were all fagged out and didn't have the energy to make a calendar past 2012.

It takes a lot of energy to mass murder thousands of innocents who have been taken into enslavement.

You gotta take your time, slit their throats and disembowel them just right for the masses to truly enjoy the spectacle.

 

[Dirigible]

I been slitting throats and disemboweling all night. Hardly takes any time at all. Maybe I'm not doing it right, though.

 

[BoomerD]

No, man will not cease to survive when Asians quit smearing Vagsil on their lips. It was not written in the Mayan Chronicles.

What the Mayans said is that they were all fagged out and didn't have the energy to make a calendar past 2012.

It takes a lot of energy to mass murder thousands of innocents who have been taken into enslavement.

You gotta take your time, slit their throats and disembowel them just right for the masses to truly enjoy the spectacle.

That would make a hell of a prime-time pay-per-view show.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[BoomerD]

I been slitting throats and disemboweling all night. Hardly takes any time at all. Maybe I'm not doing it right, though.

You must be hurrying through the process and not taking time to enjoy it.

There's not much better than grabbing a person from behind, cutting their throat, and feeling the dying quivers.

It helps to have on rubber boots though, as the sphincter is wont to release during the process.

<shudder> gives me lumber just thinking about it...<shudder>

 

[leftyman]

makes me want to rub my nipples.

 

[Sumguy]

Man, these pancakes are delicious!

 

[clamum]

Ok, wtf is going on in here?

 

[leftyman]

Ok, wtf is going on in here?

exactly?