The Elephant

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Guy goes to the doctor to see if there is anything that can be done about his small penis.
?Let?s have a look at it,? says the doctor.
The guy unzips his trousers and extracts his small penis. The doctor stares at the penis for a few seconds and then says ?do you know what we?re going to do??
?No,? says the guy.
?We?re going to graft on a baby elephant?s trunk??
?What?? asks the guy, ?will it work??
?Five-thousand dollars? says the doctor.
?You?re on? says the guy.

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A few months later, the guy is dining with a young lady. Things seem to be going well when he feels a movement in his trousers. He thinks to himself that this could be his lucky night, his opportunity to try out his recently acquired bigger penis. They talk and they laugh as they wait for the main course when the penis suddenly bursts forth from beneath the table, grabs a bread roll and disappears back below the table at great speed.
The woman, fork in mouth, is completely flabbergasted. ?My God,? she says, having finally recovered some of her composure, ?I can?t believe it.?
The guy becomes increasingly red in the face; however, the woman, completely fascinated, is not to be deterred.
?What did you just do? I have to phone my friends to tell them what just happened,? she says, ?can you do that again??
The guy, now completely red, looks her in the eye, leans across the table and says, ?I think the penis can, but I don?t know whether or not my ass could handle another roll.?
 
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