An elephant is walking through the jungle one day when she gets a thorn stuck in her foot.
The further she walks, the more it hurts.
After a while, she starts to limp. As she limps along, an ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what's the matter?"
"I've got this thorn in my foot and I would do *anything* to get it out."
The ant says, "Anything? Well, would you let me screw you?"
The elephant thinks about it for a minute and decides "Why not? How bad could an ant be?"
So she agrees.
The ant starts pulling on the thorn, and eventually gets it out.
True to her word, the elephant then lays down on her side and moves her tail out of the way.
The ant crawls up and starts going to town.
A monkey up in a coconut palm is watching all this. He can't quite believe his eyes. As the ant mounts the pachyderm, the monkey starts
laughing and rolling around in the tree. His actions knock a coconut out of the tree and it falls, hitting the elephant right between
the ears.
The elephant moans loudly in pain, "Awwoooohhhhh!"
Hearing this, the ant yells out at the top of his voice, "Oh yeah... Take it all baby, take it all!"
The further she walks, the more it hurts.
After a while, she starts to limp. As she limps along, an ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what's the matter?"
"I've got this thorn in my foot and I would do *anything* to get it out."
The ant says, "Anything? Well, would you let me screw you?"
The elephant thinks about it for a minute and decides "Why not? How bad could an ant be?"
So she agrees.
The ant starts pulling on the thorn, and eventually gets it out.
True to her word, the elephant then lays down on her side and moves her tail out of the way.
The ant crawls up and starts going to town.
A monkey up in a coconut palm is watching all this. He can't quite believe his eyes. As the ant mounts the pachyderm, the monkey starts
laughing and rolling around in the tree. His actions knock a coconut out of the tree and it falls, hitting the elephant right between
the ears.
The elephant moans loudly in pain, "Awwoooohhhhh!"
Hearing this, the ant yells out at the top of his voice, "Oh yeah... Take it all baby, take it all!"
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