The egg is the unluckiest thing in the world.

[Martin]

It only gets laid once, it only gets eaten once, it takes eleven minutes to get hard, it comes in a box with eleven other guys, and the only one who ever sits on its face is its mom.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

<crickets chirping>

 

[her209]

Eggs come out of a chickens a$$?

- Ali G

 

[pyonir]

did you just find that?

You've never heard that joke before?

wow.

 

[zsouthboy]

<cough>

 

[MercenaryForHire]

This joke is an egg. A dinosaur egg.

- M4H

 

[Dingleberries]

What did the ocean say to the beach?
















Nothing.............it just waved.

SWOOSH.......and he scores

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
<crickets chirping>

no tumbleweed?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing.............it just waved.

SWOOSH.......and he scores

*groan*

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing.............it just waved.

SWOOSH.......and he scores

that's so bad that it's actually funny

 

[StageLeft]

LOL

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
LOL

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
<crickets chirping>

*rimshot*