The dog is farting...

[nonameo]

So, I have to sleep in the living room today.

And the dog is farting. It's a little chirpy whiney noise every few seconds or so.

...

Will I be able to sleep tonight? I hope so.


edit: >_< ahhh.... this is supposed to be in ATOT.

sorry mods.

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Moving to OT
RebateMonger - Moderator

 

[trOver]

when my golden retriever farts, it smells baddddddddddddddd

 

[nick1985]

1. Stick out arm
2. Flip arm so palm is in the air
3. Make circular motions with hand towards your nose
3. ...
4. Die

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: trOver
when my golden retriever farts, it smells baddddddddddddddd

Baddddddddddddddd to the bone?

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Are there any old wine bottles laying around with the cork in them?

 

[eplebnista]

http://www.anisafety.com/image...talog/REC/REC76938.JPG

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Why are you sleeping in the living room?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Why are you sleeping in the living room?

He came home three sheets to the wind after assuring his missus he'd only have a pint

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: nonameo
Edit:
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RebateMonger - Moderator

Darn it, we don't want a dog-fart thread here, either!
Time for a separate forum!


What to do about the dog farts? Get a video of it and post it on Youtube. Dog farts go over really well there. Or so I hear.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

What to do about the dog farts? Get a video of it and post it on Youtube. Dog farts go over really well there. Or so I hear.

Just out of curiosity... oh god 781 results. How uncouth.

 

[moshquerade]

sure, always blame the dog.

 

[Kaspian]

Thats why my dogs stay outside.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Are we sure it's not OP farting?

 

[Cienja]

Originally posted by: trOver
when my golden retriever farts, it smells baddddddddddddddd

I have a golden too. Wow, there is nothing worse than that smell...it'll clear the room.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Dogs stink!

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
Dogs stink!

I think thems fightin' words! :|

(although I happen to agree with them )

 

[potato28]

Pick up the dog and put it in the bedroom.

 

[waggy]

bhaha when we had a dog i would blame my farts on it. of course the wife knew better but she couldnt prove it!


i want another dog. bah.

 

[440sixpack]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: Jeff7

What to do about the dog farts? Get a video of it and post it on Youtube. Dog farts go over really well there. Or so I hear.

Just out of curiosity... oh god 781 results. How uncouth.

Priceless. :laugh:

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
Dogs stink!

I think thems fightin' words! :|

(although I happen to agree with them )

yep, I'm a dog person through and through. love them like they were one of my own. however, any dog I know that farts, they certainly have room clearing ability. comical actually, because we sit there and laugh as we run for fresh air.

 

[imported_Devine]

Ah the good ol blame it on the dog trick, Im on to you. .. .

 

[UberNeuman]

Why does this sound like a Military Distress Call to me?

"Com-Stat1! Com-Stat1!!! The Dog is farting!!! I repeat: THE DOG IS FARTING!!!"

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: eplebnista
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Wow, this is coincidental...

anisafety.com

Pronounce it...

asus safety.com???