The Disappointing Frog...lol

[JEDIYoda]

A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires!

The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, Did you do what I told you to do?

Yes, dammit! I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!she shouts.

The owner, looking confused, replies, well that`s a perfectly trained frog. I can`t understand what`s wrong.

He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.

Turning to the frog, he says, Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I`m showing you this!


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[KLin]

-5/10

 

[Gilligansdingy]

ban

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Juvenile joke, but I chuckled a little.

4/10

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: KLin
-5/10

That's a bit harsh, i'd give it at least -7/10 myself...

 

[Turfzilla]

6/10... I laughed a little

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: Turfzilla
6/10... I laughed a little

 

[chrisms]

OH BECAUSE HE TEACHES THE FROG TO HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS AND THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[ViviTheMage]

ehhh

 

[moshquerade]

:laugh:

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: chrisms
OH BECAUSE HE TEACHES THE FROG TO HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS AND THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Umm... Almost.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: chrisms
OH BECAUSE HE TEACHES THE FROG TO HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS AND THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[j00fek]

-18/10

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: chrisms
OH BECAUSE HE TEACHES THE FROG TO HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS AND THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Disappointing Poster....

 

[AMCRambler]

10/10 For chrisms response alone!

 

[krunchykrome]

LOL, nice

8/10

 

[Dirigible]

The first time I heard that joke, I laughed.

The second time, I giggled.

The third time, I smiled.

It's been years since I've gotten any amusement from that joke. 0/10.

(Horrible realization coming over myself...)

Oh, jeez. Have I sunk to this? Replying just to crap on the OP? Man, I gotta stop spending time on ATOT. My apologies, OP. I'll go out, get some fresh air, and come back with a better attitude.

 

[archcommus]

Wow that pet shop owner's real slick there!!

2/10

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: Dirigible
The first time I heard that joke, I laughed.

The second time, I giggled.

The third time, I smiled.

It's been years since I've gotten any amusement from that joke. 0/10.

(Horrible realization coming over myself...)

Oh, jeez. Have I sunk to this? Replying just to crap on the OP? Man, I gotta stop spending time on ATOT. My apologies, OP. I'll go out, get some fresh air, and come back with a better attitude.

Whats worse is that you spent the time to type that response.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: Dirigible
The first time I heard that joke, I laughed.

The second time, I giggled.

The third time, I smiled.

It's been years since I've gotten any amusement from that joke. 0/10.

(Horrible realization coming over myself...)

Oh, jeez. Have I sunk to this? Replying just to crap on the OP? Man, I gotta stop spending time on ATOT. My apologies, OP. I'll go out, get some fresh air, and come back with a better attitude.

Whats worse is that you spent the time to type that response.

Tell me about it. And even worse is that I'm back again typing this.

Not much work done yet today...

 

[nakedfrog]

<--- Is a well trained frog.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: chrisms
OH BECAUSE HE TEACHES THE FROG TO HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS AND THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This comment was better than the joke