The difference between the various U.S. political parties

glenn1

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Some one else posted another similar thread, let's see if i can improve on it.

Upon seeing a group of Vietnam vets who lost both legs in the war,

A Republican would encourage them to get jobs testing basketball shoes,
A Democrat would pass a law requiring the shoe company to hire them,
A Libertarian would fight for their freedom to buy whatever shoes they wanted,
A Socialist would have the entire group sharing a single set of shoes, and
A Green would condemn the manufacturing of shoes as destroying the Earth.