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The Difference Between Hypothetical and Reality

yhelothar

yhelothar

Lifer
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."
 
Similar to:

"A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, 'Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?' She says, 'yes!' The man then says, 'How about $50?' The woman gives him a look of disgust and throws a drink in his face. The man replies, 'We have already established you are a whore, now I am just haggling for a better price!'"

Not really funny... it's intended to prove a point. If you would have sex with a person for money, no matter how much/little, you are a whore.

-DAGTA 🙂
 
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