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The difference b/w females aged; 8,18,28,38,48,58 and 68.

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elpres05

Senior member
I doubt if none of you already heard it.

At 8 - U take her to bed and tell her a story,
At 18 - U tell her a story and take her to bed,
Ar 28 - U don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed,
At 38 - She tells u a story and takes you to bed,
At 48 - U tell her a story to avoid going to bed,
At 58 - U stay in bed to avoid her story,
and at 68; If you take her to bed that will be a story.

 
Originally posted by: elpres05
I doubt if none of you already heard it.

At 8 - U take her to bed and tell her a story,
At 18 - U tell her a story and take her to bed,
Ar 28 - U don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed,
At 38 - She tells u a story and takes you to bed,
At 48 - U tell her a story to avoid going to bed,
At 58 - U stay in bed to avoid her story,
and at 68; If you take her to bed that will be a story.
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😀
 
Good one. All of the "U's" are pointless though.... considered making it "you?"

I was a little slower to the grin because I wasn't 100% sure at first if that wasn't part of the joke...
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Good one. All of the "U's" are pointless though.... considered making it "you?"

I was a little slower to the grin because I wasn't 100% sure at first if that wasn't part of the joke...
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yes i meant "you" from U, written as U, why You!, U you!, U! 😀
 
Originally posted by: elpres05
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Good one. All of the "U's" are pointless though.... considered making it "you?"

I was a little slower to the grin because I wasn't 100% sure at first if that wasn't part of the joke...
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yes i meant "you" from U, written as U, why You!, U you!, U! 😀
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Do you live in the States?
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: elpres05
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Good one. All of the "U's" are pointless though.... considered making it "you?"

I was a little slower to the grin because I wasn't 100% sure at first if that wasn't part of the joke...
Click to expand...

yes i meant "you" from U, written as U, why You!, U you!, U! 😀
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Do you live in the States?
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Ofcourse i don't live in the states, which is why most of my other attempts aren't considered hilarious, only get "Stop posting!" and "You suck" chants.
 
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