The Devil's greatest trick

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: eigen
Satans greates trick is : the sweet sweet poon. I would sell my soul for some right now. Hey devil I am calling you I will sell my soul to you if you produce lindsay lohan or a reasonably similar facsimile thereof naked and oiled here in my office. Or I will sell it to you If you let me play really good blues guitar.

Becareful what you wish for. Sometimes poontang isn't worth it. Would you rather spend an eternity in heaven or 2 minutes of lust?

If Heaven isn't poontang, then what is the point? 😕

 

[TuxDave]

You're absolutely correct... except that you forgot to mention this part. The Devil's even greater trick is that he managed to distort "Christianity" to the degree that Christians are believing something completely false. Now he gets to bring all atheists AND christians to hell with him. He's a smart devil ain't he? 😉

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: eigen
Satans greates trick is : the sweet sweet poon. I would sell my soul for some right now. Hey devil I am calling you I will sell my soul to you if you produce lindsay lohan or a reasonably similar facsimile thereof naked and oiled here in my office. Or I will sell it to you If you let me play really good blues guitar.

Becareful what you wish for. Sometimes poontang isn't worth it. Would you rather spend an eternity in heaven or 2 minutes of lust?

If Heaven isn't poontang, then what is the point? 😕

Hell is full of loose tang.