The dead lawyer (A stolen TheNinja joke)

[TheNinja]

So a guy calls up wanting to talk to his lawyer, the secretary answers and says "I'm sorry sir, your lawyer died yesterday". So he hangs up

The next day the same guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer, the secretary says, "Sir, I informed you yesterday that he is dead." So he hangs up again.

The third day, the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer, the secretary says, "Sir, I told you twice already that he is dead don't you remember?". The man says, "Ya, I know but I just love to hear it again and again!"

 

[So]

:laugh:

4/10

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: So
:laugh:

4/10

ya, I didn't say it was a very good stolen joke.

 

[ThePresence]

Mildly humorous.

 

[userman]

LOL nice

 

[oogabooga]

heh pretty common joke that they use with a variety of different (insert name of dead person here)

 

[BrokenVisage]

meh/10

 

[scorpmatt]

got a chuckle

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Booo.

Find a good lawyer and you'll be asking when his wake is.

 

[axelfox]

boo-urns.

 

[pancho619]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
meh/10

Got a chuckle out of this more than the joke. :laugh:

 

[sixone]

I have to give it an 8/10, only because I have a sister-in-law who is a lawyer.