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The dead frog joke

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So a little kid walks into a whore-house, dragging a dead frog on a string behind him, gives the lady at the front desk a 20 dollar bill, and says he wants a whore. The lady tells him he?s too young, and to go away. The little kid is persistent though, and gives the lady another 20. So the lady consents and tells the kid to go upstairs and wait in one of the rooms. The kid then gives her another 20 and tells her to make sure his whore has active herpes. So the kid goes upstairs to the room, the herpes-infested whore comes in, they do their thing, and then the kid goes back downstairs, still dragging the dead frog on a string behind him. The lady at the front desk is too curious, and asks the kid, ?why did you want your whore to have herpes?? she asked.

The kid replies ?well, I?m going to go home and bang my sister. My dad is going to come home and have sex with her. Then tonight my mom and dad are going to screw. Tomorrow morning the milk-man is going to come by, my mom?s going to fvck him, and he?s the son of a bitch that ran over my frog?
 
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