The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

[Crescent13]

Even if you absolutely despise country music (like me), you'll still love this song.


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Enjoy.

 

[MisterJackson]

8/10

 

[PingSpike]

Its no "Do you think my tractor's sexy". I'll tell you that much right now.

 

[Mucho]

So many to choose from:

1. You're the reason our kids are so ugly.

2. Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.

3. Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.

4. Her teeth were stained but her heart was pure.

5. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

6. I wanna whip your cow.

7. I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.

8. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[dquan97]

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Mucho
So many to choose from:
3. Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.

Funny song.
Does anybody know who sings something like "While I'm out getting hammered, my wife is getting nailed."
?