A Chinese couple gets married- she's a virgin. Truth
be told, he's none too experienced either. On their
wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as
her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
tries to be reassuring:
"My darring," he says, "I know dis yo firs time an you
berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting, jus anyting you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly!) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want ....... numba 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries, "You want
..... Beef wif Broccori?"
be told, he's none too experienced either. On their
wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as
her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
tries to be reassuring:
"My darring," he says, "I know dis yo firs time an you
berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting, jus anyting you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly!) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want ....... numba 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries, "You want
..... Beef wif Broccori?"
