Originally posted by: FleshLight
I don't know where I will be the day after tomorrow, however the day after the movie I am sitting here wondering why the f--- I wasted $6 on this movie. On the other hand, the producers are counting their $300 million in which they received from all the suckers like me. Lets take a look at some of the finer points in the movie.
When camping on a glacier, it will definitely split right down the middle of your camp.
When Dennis Quaid attends a conference on global warming, expect the next ice age within 72 hours.
Asians hate hail. They would rather leave the comfort of an over hang on a building and commit suicide in the streets.
Bronx Zoo Wolves are very bad a--. They will ride out a 100 foot wave and manage to walk miles to the New York City library only to kick your ass while your trying to find penicillin written in english on a russian boat with no visible crew for your nerdy girlfriend that cut her leg in salt water 3 days ago and managed to obtain blood poisoning.
The eye of a hurricane on land draws -150 degree air from the troposphere and will freeze you to death, unless you can manage to outrun it and hide in a building.
Foreigners will pay $200 to ride a bus stuck in traffic and in 4 feet of water.
People from California have never seen or heard of a Tornado, and they will surely stand 100 yds from one filming it.
Mexicans have no problem with their people trickling in to our country, but as soon as we pour in to their country they get all pissed off. How do you f----rs like it?
Mexicans actually care about national debts owed, even when the country they owe their debts to is half covered by glaciers and now has a collapsed economy.
When you are freezing from the cold, be sure to continuously burn paper. Forget the 200 chairs and tables laying around the library that will burn longer.
If you are a doctor, definitely risk your life sitting in a storm comforting a cancer patient. "I have good news and bad news for you Johnny. The bad news is you're going to die. The good news is, so is everyone else!"
A 4x4 SUV cannot drive in the deep snow, but the ambulance that comes for the cancer patient can.
This movie had no story and the actors were pathetic. I don't know how it is possible to screw up a movie about ass kicking weather, but somehow they managed to do it. It was obvious this movie was from the makers of Independance Day. We had a divorced couple that falls in love again, a guy that sacrifices himself to save the 2 guys, and we have an asshole VP that opposes every good idea until the ending. Please do yourself a favor and save your money. Spend it on something else, like renting The Karate Kid 2.
