The dangers of Nepali chat...

[chrisms]

I had a nice chat tonight with a Nepalese gentleman. He was a devout Christian who offered me some candy.



dhiraj_singh62: hello! goodmorning
chrisms86: hello
dhiraj_singh62: I like ur response
dhiraj_singh62: can u tell me your original name
chrisms86: chris
dhiraj_singh62: ru a christan
chrisms86: sure
dhiraj_singh62: ur from which city
chrisms86: seattle
dhiraj_singh62: do u have a boyfriend
chrisms86: i like girls
dhiraj_singh62: why
dhiraj_singh62: boy has a very important orgains
dhiraj_singh62: That will make u happy
chrisms86: really?
dhiraj_singh62: yes, u teasted that candy
dhiraj_singh62: or u want that candy
chrisms86: i have not had that candy
chrisms86: where do i get this candy?
dhiraj_singh62: that why I will give u that candy
chrisms86: i have that candy

 

[Atheus]

I think that candy is baaaad candy...

Why were you talking to this guy?

 

[chrisms]

I went into a Nepalese chatroom on Yahoo! for some reason and this was the result.

 

[chrisms]

The sequel:

chrisms86: i love you
dhiraj_singh62: I love u too
chrisms86: touch me
dhiraj_singh62: ok I am touching u
chrisms86: you are weird
chrisms86: i like girls
dhiraj_singh62: I am a boy
chrisms86: then i dont like you
dhiraj_singh62: with tha age of only 23
dhiraj_singh62: do u like me
chrisms86: no
dhiraj_singh62: then how can u say i love u
chrisms86: it makes me laugh
dhiraj_singh62: ur a girl and I am a boy then what's a problems
chrisms86: i am a boy
dhiraj_singh62: no
dhiraj_singh62: I will talk to u latter with see the face by cam
dhiraj_singh62: ok
chrisms86: ok

 

[DeadByDawn]

wtf

 

[Hyperlite]

lol wtf

 

[imported_FishTaco]

hmmm, maybe he wants to change you from a boy to a girl?

 

[uberman]

Yuck! I've been to Nepal though. Great country, outdoor beauty and trekking. I was there before the assasinations and the insurgents though.

I'd have dropped into a Nepali chatroom to get a feel for the political atmosphere though, not for the rude surprise.

 

[Stumps]

ummmm ok....

 

[darthsidious]

Nowhere does it say that he's christian, he just asks if you are.

Based on his last name, he's almost certainly a hindu/sikh

Originally posted by: chrisms
I had a nice chat tonight with a Nepalese gentleman. He was a devout Christian who offered me some candy.



dhiraj_singh62: hello! goodmorning
chrisms86: hello
dhiraj_singh62: I like ur response
dhiraj_singh62: can u tell me your original name
chrisms86: chris
dhiraj_singh62: ru a christan
chrisms86: sure
dhiraj_singh62: ur from which city
chrisms86: seattle
dhiraj_singh62: do u have a boyfriend
chrisms86: i like girls
dhiraj_singh62: why
dhiraj_singh62: boy has a very important orgains
dhiraj_singh62: That will make u happy
chrisms86: really?
dhiraj_singh62: yes, u teasted that candy
dhiraj_singh62: or u want that candy
chrisms86: i have not had that candy
chrisms86: where do i get this candy?
dhiraj_singh62: that why I will give u that candy
chrisms86: i have that candy

 

[Captante]

Ewwwwwwww....

 

[dighn]

haha wtf indeed

 

[Mucho]

LOL

 

[MrFire8808]

hahahaha

 

[Xyo II]

:music: I...... want candy! :music:

 

[Sqube]

I don't you think should eat that particular candy.

He also seemed a bit unclear on the fact that you had a scrotum, as opposed to ovaries.

 

[MichaelD]

MySpace is
<--thataway

WTF are you doing chatting with freaky people in Nepal that are surfing using electricity generated by a donkey on a treadmil anyway?

Freakalert!

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
MySpace is
<--thataway

WTF are you doing chatting with freaky people in Nepal that are surfing using electricity generated by a donkey on a treadmil anyway?

Freakalert!

I don't understand the myspace comments here.. basically any post in off topic you could say this about.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: MichaelD
MySpace is
<--thataway

WTF are you doing chatting with freaky people in Nepal that are surfing using electricity generated by a donkey on a treadmil anyway?

Freakalert!

I don't understand the myspace comments here.. basically any post in off topic you could say this about.

Technically, you're sort of correct...but that doesn't change the fact that you are actively seeking homosexual chat with men from far off lands. Freakalert!