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imported_michaelpatrick33

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Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
are you and your neigbors relatively close friendship/relationship/coolness wise?
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relatively. i prepared a surprise picnic for my gf and didn't have any dressing, so i knocked on their door and the mom gave me a bottle of hidden valley ranch and said she didn't need it because she had more. then, whenever that really huge thunderstorm blew through st. louis last month and made the national news, she had a bunch of boxes waiting out by the trash to be picked up the next day and they were blowing around. so, whenever my gf and i came home from going out to dinner at this restaruant, we saw the boxes start to blow across the street and we ran and picked them up for her... she thanked us and put them in her garage.

so, i'd say, yeah.. we're cool. we're not friends who hang out or anything, but we're neighborly.
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If you do give her a thank-you note make sure that you show/tell the mom first so that she can approve/not approve of it. This way it is clear that you have no untorward intentions towards the girl. That is my advice to stay out of Salem pedophile (errr witch) trials that can all too easily happen these days, alas.

Edit: I mean false accusations and mass hysteria ... not that pedophiles are unjustly accused. I figured I better clarify my post.

Some of the posts in here make me titter with a laugh both amused and nervous ... a sort of amuvous augh if you will. Oh well on to explore other off topic before a nap
 
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Pepsi90919

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Ummm, does this little girl or her family know you? I know if I found out my daughter did that I'd be a little freaked. Such is the world we live in unfortunately.

I remember back when I was 5 we roamed the neighborhood and all kinds of cool people invited our "little gang" in. i remember there was this one place with these two ladies in their thirties who used to always have us in to eat cantaloupe, it was always laid back like that. I didn't know it at the time, but looking back they were two butch dykes. Funny how you look at the world totally different with innocent eyes.

Now if two butch *** women invited me over for some melon I'd be scared!
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no, just the world you live in
 
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randay

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Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Ummm, does this little girl or her family know you? I know if I found out my daughter did that I'd be a little freaked. Such is the world we live in unfortunately.

I remember back when I was 5 we roamed the neighborhood and all kinds of cool people invited our "little gang" in. i remember there was this one place with these two ladies in their thirties who used to always have us in to eat cantaloupe, it was always laid back like that. I didn't know it at the time, but looking back they were two butch dykes. Funny how you look at the world totally different with innocent eyes.

Now if two butch *** women invited me over for some melon I'd be scared!
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no, just the world you live in
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Yeah, I think maybe perhaps he confused the word "world we live in" with "porno I rented that one time". bow chicka bow chicka chicka chicka bow wowowow
 
eits

eits

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Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Ummm, does this little girl or her family know you? I know if I found out my daughter did that I'd be a little freaked. Such is the world we live in unfortunately.

I remember back when I was 5 we roamed the neighborhood and all kinds of cool people invited our "little gang" in. i remember there was this one place with these two ladies in their thirties who used to always have us in to eat cantaloupe, it was always laid back like that. I didn't know it at the time, but looking back they were two butch dykes. Funny how you look at the world totally different with innocent eyes.

Now if two butch *** women invited me over for some melon I'd be scared!
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no, just the world you live in
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Yeah, I think maybe perhaps he confused the word "world we live in" with "porno I rented that one time". bow chicka bow chicka chicka chicka bow wowowow
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haha
 
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detective richard kimble

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effin dirtbags... no cooter gettin, child rape fantasy havin' freakboys. all you guys making these suspect jokes need to be injected w/ depo prevera so you can't act on these perversions. woe to all the fathers of daughters out there
 
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waggy

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Originally posted by: detective richard kimble
effin dirtbags... no cooter gettin, child rape fantasy havin' freakboys. all you guys making these suspect jokes need to be injected w/ depo prevera so you can't act on these perversions. woe to all the fathers of daughters out there
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/blink blink
 
eits

eits

Lifer
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Originally posted by: detective richard kimble
effin dirtbags... no cooter gettin, child rape fantasy havin' freakboys. all you guys making these suspect jokes need to be injected w/ depo prevera so you can't act on these perversions. woe to all the fathers of daughters out there
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whoa, calm down, dude. all i did was eat a sandwich while i posted how cute it was that the little girl next door mad it for me.
 
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Ika

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The furthest I would venture is to say that she has a crush on you, but nothing more than that (no pervertedness intended, here). I AM curious as to the reason, though...
 
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randay

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
awww!!!! she has a crush on you! :D
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Thats not cute. Thats scary.
Remember what Alicia Silverstone did?!?!? :Q
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No, what DID she do?
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Yeah I dunno what she did either... but if you're refering to batgirl then I am with ya 100%!
 
eits

eits

Lifer
Jun 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: Aflac
The furthest I would venture is to say that she has a crush on you, but nothing more than that (no pervertedness intended, here). I AM curious as to the reason, though...
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maybe because she's a little girl?
 
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detective richard kimble

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eits- not you man... i'm talking about these guys talking about this 'grass on the field' and 'penis sandwich' mess. it's absolutely dispicable. there's a perfect place for people who talk and think like that- it's in the protective custody ward in state prison... they'll get a steady diet of all they can eat tubesteak and for dessert- anal leakage. sons of b*tches.
 
eits

eits

Lifer
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Originally posted by: detective richard kimble
eits- not you man... i'm talking about these guys talking about this 'grass on the field' and 'penis sandwich' mess. it's absolutely dispicable. there's a perfect place for people who talk and think like that- it's in the protective custody ward in state prison... they'll get a steady diet of all they can eat tubesteak and for dessert- anal leakage. sons of b*tches.
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ah, come on, man... they were only joking. the 'grass in the field' joke was lame, but i laughed at the penis sandwich one... it was the imagery of the preparation and steps of making the sandwich that was funny more than anything.... just picturing a guy standing ass naked with his dick in between two slices of bread on a plate he's holding... it's too funny not to laugh about it.
 
dug777

dug777

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Originally posted by: detective richard kimble
eits- not you man... i'm talking about these guys talking about this 'grass on the field' and 'penis sandwich' mess. it's absolutely dispicable. there's a perfect place for people who talk and think like that- it's in the protective custody ward in state prison... they'll get a steady diet of all they can eat tubesteak and for dessert- anal leakage. sons of b*tches.
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Dude, you've stepped straight out of a raymond chandler novel ;)
 
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