The CUTEST Thing Just Happened

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy

Originally posted by: aswedc
This thread got scary quickly...

What more'd you expect from ATOT?

Next thing you know the girl's reading this thread and psyching out.

It is sad, how many closet pedophiles are on the internet.
Some may be joking (I make disturbing jokes every once in a while), but I have an inkling that many aren't really joking. They need to really try to fix their thinking or it will end badly for them and whoever they hurt.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

haha cool.

was it a good sammy?

 

[ailetlvo]

Hmm, maybe it's her mother who wants you and she's just using the child as the messenger.

Either way, determine the probability of getting with the daughter/mother, and pursue the percentage that is higher.

Updates after you do this please.

 

[Blazin Trav]

After she gave you the sandwidch, did she say "me love you long time?"

 

[FoBoT]

maybe we need this feature on ATOT

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1855921,00.html

Users of Microsoft's Messenger email service will be able to report suspected sexual predators directly to the police at the click of a mouse.

In an attempt to protect the 11 million users of the service from potential abusers, the software giant has struck up a partnership with the UK government-backed Child Exploitation & Online Protection Centre.

Microsoft will add a "report abuse" icon to Messenger that will link any users worried about their anonymous internet buddies directly to online police services.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy

Originally posted by: aswedc
This thread got scary quickly...

What more'd you expect from ATOT?

Next thing you know the girl's reading this thread and psyching out.

It is sad, how many closet pedophiles are on the internet.
Some may be joking (I make disturbing jokes every once in a while), but I have an inkling that many aren't really joking. They need to really try to fix their thinking or it will end badly for them and whoever they hurt.

Yup, it's kinda sad, but what did you expect, it's ATOT.

 

[JS80]

LEGENDS OF THE FALL

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
maybe we need this feature on ATOT

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1855921,00.html

Users of Microsoft's Messenger email service will be able to report suspected sexual predators directly to the police at the click of a mouse.

In an attempt to protect the 11 million users of the service from potential abusers, the software giant has struck up a partnership with the UK government-backed Child Exploitation & Online Protection Centre.

Microsoft will add a "report abuse" icon to Messenger that will link any users worried about their anonymous internet buddies directly to online police services.

I can see that being so misused.

Say there is a friend you want to play a practical joke on. You report him and the next thing you know he does a check on his router and there is a trace to the FBI.

**EDIT**
there seems to be a 50% chance that if they are from ATOT though, that they really would be a sexual predator though, so meh...

 

[secretanchitman]

Originally posted by: PaNsyBoy8
damn, i want a sandwich

lol me too...

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
awww!!!! she has a crush on you!

LoL...

 

[DanTMWTMP]

are you and your neigbors relatively close friendship/relationship/coolness wise?

 

[AkumaX]

7 years and 9 months later, she rings the doorbell, says "here. i made this for you," drops the baby, and ran back to her house.

OMGWTFJACKEDUP

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
9 months later, she rings the doorbell, says "here. i made this for you," drops the baby, and ran back to her house.

OMGWTFJACKEDUP

fixed

don't try to act all decent, you sick pedo!

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Ummm, does this little girl or her family know you? I know if I found out my daughter did that I'd be a little freaked. Such is the world we live in unfortunately.

I remember back when I was 5 we roamed the neighborhood and all kinds of cool people invited our "little gang" in. i remember there was this one place with these two ladies in their thirties who used to always have us in to eat cantaloupe, it was always laid back like that. I didn't know it at the time, but looking back they were two butch dykes. Funny how you look at the world totally different with innocent eyes.

Now if two butch *** women invited me over for some melon I'd be scared!

why would you be scared? i would have thought that two lesbians treating you kids to cantaloupe would teach you something about tolerance or acceptance.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
You don't happen to be an 11 year old boy do you.

23

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
You don't happen to be an 11 year old boy do you.

I can't believe it took that long for someone to say that....

Anyhow, I second writing the thank you note and continuing to be really nice and friendly to her... mabye in 6 or 7 years she'll want someone she can trust to help her explore herself... :evil:

haha

well, i think a thank you note would probably freak her parents out more that the fact that she made a sandwhich for me. secondly, i move back home to maryland in 2 years.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: randay
get two peices of bread and a paper plate. put one slice of bread on the paper plate, whip out your dong, put it on the slice of bread on the paper plate, and cover with remaining slice of bread. go to girls door, knock. offer sammich.

haha i actually lol'ed at that

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
are you and your neigbors relatively close friendship/relationship/coolness wise?

relatively. i prepared a surprise picnic for my gf and didn't have any dressing, so i knocked on their door and the mom gave me a bottle of hidden valley ranch and said she didn't need it because she had more. then, whenever that really huge thunderstorm blew through st. louis last month and made the national news, she had a bunch of boxes waiting out by the trash to be picked up the next day and they were blowing around. so, whenever my gf and i came home from going out to dinner at this restaruant, we saw the boxes start to blow across the street and we ran and picked them up for her... she thanked us and put them in her garage.

so, i'd say, yeah.. we're cool. we're not friends who hang out or anything, but we're neighborly.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: purbeast0
if there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!

And if theres not, roll her over and play in the mud!

that is pretty much the funniest thing i have heard all day

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Ok now I'm getting confused

Is this a parody thread, or is it the source of the other parodies

All I know is if a little girl comes to my door with a tuna sammich, I,m giving her a roundhouse kick to the head as she must be a terrorist

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Ok now I'm getting confused

Is this a parody thread, or is it the source of the other parodies

All I know is if a little girl comes to my door with a tuna sammich, I,m giving her a roundhouse kick to the head as she must be a terrorist

With a proper setup, I would pay to see that video.

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Ok now I'm getting confused

Is this a parody thread, or is it the source of the other parodies

All I know is if a little girl comes to my door with a tuna sammich, I,m giving her a roundhouse kick to the head as she must be a terrorist

This is the source of the other threads, although I'm not sure it hasn't turned into one itself! :laugh:

 

[CravenTacos]

she'll make a fine wife someday *tears up*

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: CravenTacos
she'll make a fine wife someday *tears up*

she'll make a fine wife for some lucky drunk!

 

[randay]

omg i double post, much forgiveness, dishonor!

/harakiri