The Covenant: Don't bother to watch this film.

[imported_LoKe]

I missed that. What was it?

 

[fustercluck]

I don't know how anyone could think this movie might be good. Never just go to a movie theater and pick something out by the 'innie, Meenie, Miney, Moe' method.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Thought for a moment it would be a movie based on this book: The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever

Just watched the trailer though, and it's indeed nothing like that. Does look halfway promising, but the reviews here don't

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I missed that. What was it?

Combine these words in the appropriate order:

"penis"

"urethral insertion"

"dildo"

"video"

and you will become enlightened as to the content of his post.

*passes out again from imagined pain*

 

[FoBoT]

i would rather eat PlatinumGold's brains with a +4 Spork of Eating than see this movie

 

[AbAbber2k]

lol 4% on rottentomatoes? Impressively bad. I can't wait til it's free on TV, or someone I know is stupid enough to rent it.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
I think I would rather post in P&N than see this movie.

I happily wander from P&N to OT and back all the time...

So I guess I'd rather debate dmcowen674 on the intracacies of the global oil market than watch that movie.

 

[toastyghost]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: LoKe
I missed that. What was it?

Combine these words in the appropriate order:

"penis"

"urethral insertion"

"dildo"

"video"

and you will become enlightened as to the content of his post.

*passes out again from imagined pain*

Oooooohhh, that video. Yeah, old.

 

[SpeedZealot369]

I'm gonna go see crank

 

[lokiju]

Haha 4% on Rotten Tomatoes

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/covenant/

 

[Kelvrick]

I remember thinking it was a TV movie since the acting seemed so horrible.

With a PG-13 rating, I guess you can't even see Laura Ramsey's boobs.

 

[dbk]

It's like Underworld: High School Edition