The College Student

[imthebadguy]

hahah many of them are very true

 

[mb]

So many of those are so, so true.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
24. Campus is only clean for Family Weekend and Freshman Orientation.
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
30. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.

 

[kyparrish]

good read

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Okay, I'm not a college student and that all applies.

thats cuz you have no life and are a complete and utter loser.

MIKE

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

18. Procrastination is an art form.
31. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.

MIKE

So true....

 

[ColdFusion718]

nice :beer:

 

[HyTekJosh]

good stuff

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: Thin Lizzy

Originally posted by: myjaja
Im too lazy to read all that.

A response you may see over and over in this thread.

except for the fact that those of us in college view it and go "holy shiznizelle, that is accurate"

MIKE

yep, that's what I thought....I no longer dorm, but a lot of it still applies

 

[Darien]

My lifestyle down to a list.

<-- Last semester for my undergraduate degree. w00t!

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say ?I can't wait to DOWNLOAD that?

Fixed.

 

[thegimp03]

right on...brings back a lot of memories from frosh-junior year when i lived in the dorms...

 

[czech09]

Found most those to be true lol...

 

[oogabooga]

heh right on, i found most of them funny and true.

(ps : post count isn't impressive - Don't enter a thread that doesn't interest you, post "no one cares" and then be proud of yourself).