The college Struggle...

[Literati]

So here I am ATOT, humbled by the college struggle.

I'm standing in the library, with coffee stains on my shirt, a soaked book bag, a disgusting chicken parm, and an exam in 15 minutes that I can no longer revise for beforehand.

You might ask yourself, or me if you could swallow your dignity long enough to be seen talking to me right now, "But Literati, WTF?"

Well, I hate math lets start there. I don't hate it, I just moreso don't "get it." I'm one of those guys. I literally have stumped my tutors to the point of "ohhh uhh, well let's see hmm doesn't work like that umm not sure why... ok just ignore that"

So there's an exam coming up in math. One I've prepped for for the last 2 weeks. I'be literally gone back about 3 years in math to prepare for this simple algebra exam because I seriously lack the fundamentals of a good mathematical approach.

I go through pretty much everything again except for the first part, and decide to review...

What's that? That's the sound of my stomach crying because it's empty and eating itself.

*Bonus : Hot girl just walked by and looked at my coffee stains, 10 points.*

So I go to get something to eat so I can concentrate on my studies 110%

I take money out of the bank I should not have, and go and get a huge cup of coffee.

I sit down and take a sip of my coffee and crack my notes.

I'm feeling pretty confident!

That is until I punch my coffee all over myself, out of nowhere, my 2 toned gel inked notes completely ruined, and my book bag.

I have successfully ruined my whole notebook, I have coffee on me and all in my bookbag, and now I have my exam in... 11 minutes.

*Bonus 2 : Hot librarian is now standing next to me, sharing my seat on the computers and it's only a matter of time before she too sees the coffee*

Off to go fail at life now, even more.

 

[SynthDude2001]

 

[etalns]

I have reviewed your situation, and suicide is the only option.

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: Warthog912

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

 

[necine]

end yourself.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: DaWhim

Originally posted by: Warthog912

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

So random dude!

Koing

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Thanks!

Originally posted by: Qosis
I have reviewed your situation, and suicide is the only option.

Funny, one might say the same about Canadians but that's neither here nor there eh?

Originally posted by: necine
end yourself.

That was pretty crafty. You know the whole not saying suicide, but giving it a witty twist.

End yourself.

It's interesting. Like choosing to end a statement with a period, while completely ignoring proper capitalization.

No really, I lied, it's not interesting, nor is it crafty.

Anyways, I BOMBED the test.

I screwed up the first 2 pages completely. First 8 questions.

Which is pretty hilarious considering I aced the next 4 pages. 22 questions.

And still got a 50.

 

[MrCodeDude]

That makes no sense. You should have at least gotten ~66%. 4/6 pages = 66.67%. 22 / 30 = 73%. Never have I known a math teacher to put problems worth more at the beginning of the test...

 

[Literati]

Me either.

But apparently they exist.

They were judged individually.

Like Question 1 worth 6 points while question 10 is only worth 2.

Which is so fvcking stupid because I bombed the easiest part of the fvcking test and got hammered for it.