The closest Roger Ebert comes to being funny

DainBramaged

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Jun 19, 2003
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Regarding the movie The Da Vinci Code, Ebert writes:

I know there are people who believe Brown's fantasies about the Holy Grail, the descendants of Jesus, the Knights Templar, Opus Dei and the true story of Mary Magdalene. This has the advantage of distracting them from the theory that the Pentagon was not hit by an airplane.

I lol'd when I read that. :D