The Cloning Inspired Incest Thread (TM)

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Ok, So I'm trying to study for my final but just had what I'd call a deep thought (since my thoughts are the polar opposite of deep to begin with).. Imagine this scenario:

It?s the year 2015. You and your wife, two career driven/savvy 30 year olds stricken with infertility, decided that it?s time to have a baby. You both decide that cloning is the most cost effective method of reproduction at this point and take the plunge: the local ImCLONate clinic clones your wife using her own DNA and surgically ?installs? one precious fertilized egg ? your future daughter, Liza.

Cut to 20 years later. You and your wife get into a big fight and you storm off to a local bar. You?re 50 years old, losing most of your hair, and both of you have been so dedicated to your respective yet different careers that you?ve slowly become strangers. Drunk off your ass, you stumble home to find your daughter, Liza, slinking on a couch? In her you see everything that you loved about your wife when you first met her: beautiful, idealistic, unspoiled by the corporate world. Scientists still argue over nature vs. nurture but, for whatever reason, Liza looks and acts just like your beloved wife did 30 years ago ? when you truly fell in love with her.

You slowly fall in love realizing that Liza is the women that you?ve lost and then you begin to think about how you lost yourself over the years. Your midlife crisis is accompanied by incestual yearning.. Only, is it incest?


God, I must be really blazed right now.. Only I?ve been studying for a media final and not smoking a thing ;) Any thoughts?
 
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Originally posted by: Walleye
dude... you need help....

Nah man, Liza's my sister.. My dad asked me for advice but YAGT.org and ATOT do not exist in our time so I bought a time machine to travel back in time and post this "hypothetical" question to you guys.. Opps, now you know my secret!
 

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Walleye
dude... you need help....

Nah man, Liza's my sister.. My dad asked me for advice but YAGT.org and ATOT do not exist in our time so I bought a time machine to travel back in time and post this "hypothetical" question to you guys.. Opps, now you know my secret!

got any stock market tips? ;)
 
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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Walleye
dude... you need help....

Nah man, Liza's my sister.. My dad asked me for advice but YAGT.org and ATOT do not exist in our time so I bought a time machine to travel back in time and post this "hypothetical" question to you guys.. Opps, now you know my secret!

got any stock market tips? ;)

Yes, sell your Intel shares!



(OK, i'm not good with the stock market humor)...
 
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Originally posted by: PipBoy
I'd hit it.

Thanks for seriously thinking about my question! Now, when hitting it, would you be hitting knowing that you're hitting it to your daughter or would you feel that you were macking it to a younger version of your wife?
 

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do you seriously think he seriously thought about it? seriously? i hope you arent serious.
 
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Originally posted by: Walleye
do you seriously think he seriously thought about it? seriously? i hope you arent serious.

I was being 1/2 sarcastic, 1/2 serious and 1/2 drunk off of spoiled milk (nothing else in the house).. i was also 1/3 constipated as well, if that helps you regain your faith in mankind ;)
 
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Deep thought #2: If you travel back in time and do yourself, are you gay or are you just masturbating? Let's not discuss this one too much - it's more like a bad Kevin Smith (Clerks) conversation compared to the ethical and moral conundrum I originally posted ;)

Yeah, I REALLY don't want to study!
 

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Ok, So I'm trying to study for my final but just had what I'd call a deep though (since my thoughts the polar opposite of deep to begin with).. Imagine this scenario: It?s the year 2015. You and your wife, two career driven/savvy 30 year olds stricken with infertility, decided that it?s time to have a baby. You both decide that cloning is the most cost effective method of reproduction at this point and take the plunge: the local ImCLONate clinic clones your wife using her own DNA and surgically ?installs? one precious fertilized egg ? your future daughter, Liza. Cut to 20 years later. You and your wife get into a big fight and you storm off to a local bar. You?re 50 years old, losing most of your hair, and both of you have been so dedicated to your respective yet different careers that you?ve slowly become strangers. Drunk off your ass, you stumble home to find your daughter, Liza, slinking on a couch? In her you see everything that you loved about your wife when you first met her: beautiful, idealistic, unspoiled by the corporate world. Scientists still argue over nature vs. nurture but, for whatever reason, Liza looks and acts just like your beloved wife did 30 years ago ? when you truly fell in love with her. You slowly fall in love realizing that Liza is the women that you?ve lost and then you begin to think about how you lost yourself over the years. Your midlife crisis is accompanied by incestual yearning.. Only, is it incest? God, I must be really blazed right now.. Only I?ve been studying for a media final and not smoking a thing ;) Any thoughts?

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Originally posted by: benchiu
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Ok, So I'm trying to study for my final but just had what I'd call a deep though (since my thoughts the polar opposite of deep to begin with).. Imagine this scenario: It?s the year 2015. You and your wife, two career driven/savvy 30 year olds stricken with infertility, decided that it?s time to have a baby. You both decide that cloning is the most cost effective method of reproduction at this point and take the plunge: the local ImCLONate clinic clones your wife using her own DNA and surgically ?installs? one precious fertilized egg ? your future daughter, Liza. Cut to 20 years later. You and your wife get into a big fight and you storm off to a local bar. You?re 50 years old, losing most of your hair, and both of you have been so dedicated to your respective yet different careers that you?ve slowly become strangers. Drunk off your ass, you stumble home to find your daughter, Liza, slinking on a couch? In her you see everything that you loved about your wife when you first met her: beautiful, idealistic, unspoiled by the corporate world. Scientists still argue over nature vs. nurture but, for whatever reason, Liza looks and acts just like your beloved wife did 30 years ago ? when you truly fell in love with her. You slowly fall in love realizing that Liza is the women that you?ve lost and then you begin to think about how you lost yourself over the years. Your midlife crisis is accompanied by incestual yearning.. Only, is it incest? God, I must be really blazed right now.. Only I?ve been studying for a media final and not smoking a thing ;) Any thoughts?

:camera:

Sorry man, I forgot my canon a7000 at home...Sorry!
 

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: PipBoy
I'd hit it.

Thanks for seriously thinking about my question! Now, when hitting it, would you be hitting knowing that you're hitting it to your daughter or would you feel that you were macking it to a younger version of your wife?
No, but I'd be thinking of the matrix and how I felt like there was a glitch in it somehow.
 

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of course it would be cheating. Having sex with someone other than the person you married is cheating
 
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Originally posted by: MAME
of course it would be cheating. Having sex with someone other than the person you married is cheating

But it is your wife - only younger! OK, so maybe it is cheating . But is it incest?