The Church of ATOT

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So does this church have like orgies and free sex and stuff?
Considering only males posted so far in this thread it won't be very different from the Catholic Church then ;)
 

spp

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So does this church have like orgies and free sex and stuff?
Considering only males posted so far in this thread it won't be very different from the Catholic Church then ;)
Eh.......................... yea.....................
 

hawkeye81x

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So does this church have like orgies and free sex and stuff?
Considering only males posted so far in this thread it won't be very different from the Catholic Church then ;)
Hi-yo!
 

aircooled

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It's pretty cool. you can be an athiest and an ordained minister at the same time. You can leagally perform marrage ceremonies (state law permitting).

 

If I were to join, what exactly would I be worshiping ?

God

Jesus

Satan

Mods


????
 

ethebubbeth

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yeah, sounds like this church needs a mission statement ;)

otherwise we are adrift in the sea of purpose.......
 

PatboyX

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i too have been a minister for the universal life church for years! when i first got ordained i went to parties and offered to marry people.
the joke seemed to wear off quick for everyone but me
 

AAjax

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Roger
If I were to join, what exactly would I be worshiping ?

God

Jesus

Satan

Mods


????
Hot Deals? With Rossman as prophet? :p

Rossman is smarter than that, he knows what happens to prophets :confused:

 

Ill be the dude in that little room that people come in.


"How long has it been since you last saw bewbies?":D
"to long reverend"...:(
 

aircooled

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Originally posted by: PatboyX
i too have been a minister for the universal life church for years! when i first got ordained i went to parties and offered to marry people.
the joke seemed to wear off quick for everyone but me
Yeah, I did it years ago too, but lost my printout and PDF of the certificate. I just re-did it and printed 3 of them for proof. Now I am ready to marry people! :)

 

Chaotic42

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I'm an official (apparently according to the state of Mississippi) religious leader of the Church of the Big Plastic Fork. We used to have a website. Maybe it's time to get it back on the internet.

Edit: Whoa, we caused unrest. Cool.
Edit2: Now they compare us to Sponge Bob? Oh, it's on now.
 

DurocShark

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Originally posted by: ComputerMonkey
Since I am apparently now a legally ordained minister thanks to The Universal Life Church, lets start up our own congregation. We just need a secretary and a treasurer. Who's with me? Hallelujah!
Dude. I've been an ordained minister of the ULC for 3 years now! I can like perform marriages and stuff.

Anybody need an exorcism?

:p
 

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