The chicken, or the egg? Vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate? SCSI, or IDE? PC, or Mac?

GoldenTiger

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The chicken, or the egg? Vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate? SCSI, or IDE? PC, or Mac? All of these have been debated endlessly, but here I will attempt to answer these questions :).

1) Chicken or the egg: Definitely the egg. Why, you ask? The modern bird evolved from dinosaurs. They have the same DNA, bone, and gene structure, and are thought to be a modern dinosaur that became smaller and grew wings to adapt as time went on. The dinosaur, as it evolved, kept laying eggs more and more toward a chicken, and finally the egg that made the first true chicken was laid. The bird that laid this egg was not a full chicken yet; the egg it laid made the first full chicken. The bird laying the egg was not a full chicken because otherwise it would have happened last cycle. Any other way is a paradox, and is impossible. The answer: The egg came first.

2) Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry? Here's my rundown on each. Vanilla: A light tasting, soothing, fun-to-eat delight with little taste or excitement, but just relaxing. Found everywhere. Chocolate: A longlasting, great tasting, said-to-be-calming-by-psychologists, exciting taste with good staying power after finishing. It is found everywhere, and varies little in taste intensity. Strawberry: A strong contender, with incredibly sharp taste most of the time and great lasting power. However, it melts quickly in your mouth, and has a hugely exciting taste to your mouth which can become tiring after awhile. Taste intensity also varies too much between ice cream stores.

My pick: Chocolate. It doesn't get tiresome however much you eat of it :D. (wipes lips off).

3) SCSI, or IDE? I'd say IDE... SCSI may perform better, but it has to be added in, and updated frequently. It is expensive to stay updated, and has a far smaller capacity. IDE, on the other hand, is inexpensive, built-in, large size, and very good performance at any size (5400rpm 60gb disks perform well because they have a high density, while 30gb 7200rpm's perform well because of their rpm's and other factors). They are common, and are easier to setup and maintain.

4) PC, or Mac? Do I even need to say this? Finally all the Mac-lovers are gone, and we're free of the tyranny of their ranting, misinformed posts about how their Mac supposedly r0x0rs the PC (it did a tiny bit at one time for Photoshop, but not for long). Macs are far more expensive, perform horribly compared to a cheaper PC, have few games (mostly very old ones, no real new ones), few apps (just Office and Photoshop nowadays, Photoshop will go soon probably), no diskette drive or expansion ports (Imac), a puckshaped mouse, and their OS is horrible and hard to use compared to Windows.

Let everyone know your opinion on each of these. One last one for you to all answer: Are Gays and Lesbo's bad, evil, good, or perfectly normal?
 

GoldenBear

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People who imitate other's forum names..should they be fed paint and then die?

I guess all we need now is a GoldenLion.
 

GoldenTiger

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Alright, I've expanded my opinions greatly... now give me YOUR opinions :D.

Whose name did I rip off? I've never seen a golden anything and I've read these forums for over a year and a half...
 

GoldenTiger

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Jeez you guys are tough.. you NEF even thought out posts. GoldenBear, how about you realize the word Golden isn't something unique... I thought of GoldenTiger without ever seeing a single one of your posts before just now...
 

Yo Ma Ma

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Neffiness is in the eye of the beholder, so to speak.

And, there actually are quite a few Golden________ names...

GoldenBear

goldenbear22

goldenchild

goldeneye

goldenfrog

GoldenGuppy

goldenset

goldenson

GoldenTiger

 

Azraele

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1. egg
2. neopolitan (chocolate if i have to choose in ice cream, strawberry otherwise)
3. dunno which i prefer
4. pc of course :D
 

RichieZ

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Sorry but IDE is no match for SCSI. I hate IDE junk, i can't even watch divx and copy stuff to the HD from my IDE DVD rom at the same time.
 

divinemartyr

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<< and I've read these forums for over a year and a half... >>



You've read the forums for this long and this is the type of post you come up with? You really should try something worthwhile. Your threads last night were even worse:

Thread #1

Thread #2

Another great one!

Please stop posting this worthless drivel GoldenTiger.

dm
 

Optimus

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One day the foolish &quot;egg believers&quot; will see the truth and realize how scientifically foolish they truly are! That day the chicken shall come and he shall smite the egg heathens down.

I can't believe the level of abject stupidity necessary in holding on to such an inherently flawed tenet... :|
 

Ornery

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Putting all your topics in one? Good show! ;)
  • Vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate? Chocolate (more bang for the buck)
  • SCSI, or IDE? IDE (more bang for the buck)
  • PC, or Mac? PC (more bang for the buck)
  • The chicken, or the egg? Chicken (more bang for the rooster!)