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The chicken, or the egg? Vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate? SCSI, or IDE? PC, or Mac? All of these have been debated endlessly, but here I will attempt to answer these questions
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1) Chicken or the egg: Definitely the egg. Why, you ask? The modern bird evolved from dinosaurs. They have the same DNA, bone, and gene structure, and are thought to be a modern dinosaur that became smaller and grew wings to adapt as time went on. The dinosaur, as it evolved, kept laying eggs more and more toward a chicken, and finally the egg that made the first true chicken was laid. The bird that laid this egg was not a full chicken yet; the egg it laid made the first full chicken. The bird laying the egg was not a full chicken because otherwise it would have happened last cycle. Any other way is a paradox, and is impossible. The answer: The egg came first.
2) Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry? Here's my rundown on each. Vanilla: A light tasting, soothing, fun-to-eat delight with little taste or excitement, but just relaxing. Found everywhere. Chocolate: A longlasting, great tasting, said-to-be-calming-by-psychologists, exciting taste with good staying power after finishing. It is found everywhere, and varies little in taste intensity. Strawberry: A strong contender, with incredibly sharp taste most of the time and great lasting power. However, it melts quickly in your mouth, and has a hugely exciting taste to your mouth which can become tiring after awhile. Taste intensity also varies too much between ice cream stores.
My pick: Chocolate. It doesn't get tiresome however much you eat of it
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3) SCSI, or IDE? I'd say IDE... SCSI may perform better, but it has to be added in, and updated frequently. It is expensive to stay updated, and has a far smaller capacity. IDE, on the other hand, is inexpensive, built-in, large size, and very good performance at any size (5400rpm 60gb disks perform well because they have a high density, while 30gb 7200rpm's perform well because of their rpm's and other factors). They are common, and are easier to setup and maintain.
4) PC, or Mac? Do I even need to say this? Finally all the Mac-lovers are gone, and we're free of the tyranny of their ranting, misinformed posts about how their Mac supposedly r0x0rs the PC (it did a tiny bit at one time for Photoshop, but not for long). Macs are far more expensive, perform horribly compared to a cheaper PC, have few games (mostly very old ones, no real new ones), few apps (just Office and Photoshop nowadays, Photoshop will go soon probably), no diskette drive or expansion ports (Imac), a puckshaped mouse, and their OS is horrible and hard to use compared to Windows.
Let everyone know your opinion on each of these. One last one for you to all answer: Are Gays and Lesbo's bad, evil, good, or perfectly normal?
1) Chicken or the egg: Definitely the egg. Why, you ask? The modern bird evolved from dinosaurs. They have the same DNA, bone, and gene structure, and are thought to be a modern dinosaur that became smaller and grew wings to adapt as time went on. The dinosaur, as it evolved, kept laying eggs more and more toward a chicken, and finally the egg that made the first true chicken was laid. The bird that laid this egg was not a full chicken yet; the egg it laid made the first full chicken. The bird laying the egg was not a full chicken because otherwise it would have happened last cycle. Any other way is a paradox, and is impossible. The answer: The egg came first.
2) Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry? Here's my rundown on each. Vanilla: A light tasting, soothing, fun-to-eat delight with little taste or excitement, but just relaxing. Found everywhere. Chocolate: A longlasting, great tasting, said-to-be-calming-by-psychologists, exciting taste with good staying power after finishing. It is found everywhere, and varies little in taste intensity. Strawberry: A strong contender, with incredibly sharp taste most of the time and great lasting power. However, it melts quickly in your mouth, and has a hugely exciting taste to your mouth which can become tiring after awhile. Taste intensity also varies too much between ice cream stores.
My pick: Chocolate. It doesn't get tiresome however much you eat of it
3) SCSI, or IDE? I'd say IDE... SCSI may perform better, but it has to be added in, and updated frequently. It is expensive to stay updated, and has a far smaller capacity. IDE, on the other hand, is inexpensive, built-in, large size, and very good performance at any size (5400rpm 60gb disks perform well because they have a high density, while 30gb 7200rpm's perform well because of their rpm's and other factors). They are common, and are easier to setup and maintain.
4) PC, or Mac? Do I even need to say this? Finally all the Mac-lovers are gone, and we're free of the tyranny of their ranting, misinformed posts about how their Mac supposedly r0x0rs the PC (it did a tiny bit at one time for Photoshop, but not for long). Macs are far more expensive, perform horribly compared to a cheaper PC, have few games (mostly very old ones, no real new ones), few apps (just Office and Photoshop nowadays, Photoshop will go soon probably), no diskette drive or expansion ports (Imac), a puckshaped mouse, and their OS is horrible and hard to use compared to Windows.
Let everyone know your opinion on each of these. One last one for you to all answer: Are Gays and Lesbo's bad, evil, good, or perfectly normal?
