Bay City Tribune Interview with Ronald J. Timberson M.D., Ph.D., Director Rightwing Psychosis Center, Chevy Chase, Maryland.
Q: Dr. Timberson as a psychologist specializing in the treatment of batshit crazy Republicans and other whacked out crazy people, can you explain who the Rightwing Psychosis Center helps?
A: Yes, our treatment program began during Saint Ronnie?s first term and has expanded dramatically during the Clinton and Shrub years. Most of our patients start out by being either ?ditto-heads? or something like that and just get more crazy with time.
Q: Why do these people end up so nuts?
A: The underlying causes can be numerous but almost always it is sexual frustration of a huge magnitude.
Q: I see and what are the symptoms of this sexual frustration?
A: First there is an intense desire to be punished by a mother figure. This is why the feeling of these men can be very strong as related to Hillary Clinton.
Q: Could you explain that a little more?
A: Certainly. Ms. Clinton represented everything they desired in a woman. She was strong, opinionated, and had a powerful spouse. The number one fantasy of these men was to be humiliated or punished by a woman like Ms. Clinton and this usually includes bondage. So these feelings and not having a sexual outlet for them caused these men to hate her spouse and obsess about his penis.
Q: Interesting can you tell us anymore?
A: One of the striking things is that with few exceptions these batshit crazy people are white, male, and unfulfilled in many aspects of their sorry lives. The psychosis often results in troll activity.
Q: I?m sorry. What activity?
A: Troll activity. Because of the intense sexual frustration they find the only viable outlet is visiting web sites of normal people and saying whatever it takes to piss people off. This in turn gets them off ? literally. We have found that most of these trolls that we treat stroke their penis, sometimes to the point of physical harm, during their sessions on the web. You can spot the trolls that do this by the overuse of caps in the posts. Only after pissing off the most people possible do these sorry assholes get sexual release. It?s very sad because this seems to be one of the few ways they can achieve orgasm, well that and fantasying about a woman like Hillary spanking them until they cry. Most of these men are very frightened of women because of their overbearing mothers.
Q: I see, so the abuse by the normal people on these web sites takes the place of having a woman abuse them in their bedrooms.
A: Exactly.
Q: Dr. Timberson as a psychologist specializing in the treatment of batshit crazy Republicans and other whacked out crazy people, can you explain who the Rightwing Psychosis Center helps?
A: Yes, our treatment program began during Saint Ronnie?s first term and has expanded dramatically during the Clinton and Shrub years. Most of our patients start out by being either ?ditto-heads? or something like that and just get more crazy with time.
Q: Why do these people end up so nuts?
A: The underlying causes can be numerous but almost always it is sexual frustration of a huge magnitude.
Q: I see and what are the symptoms of this sexual frustration?
A: First there is an intense desire to be punished by a mother figure. This is why the feeling of these men can be very strong as related to Hillary Clinton.
Q: Could you explain that a little more?
A: Certainly. Ms. Clinton represented everything they desired in a woman. She was strong, opinionated, and had a powerful spouse. The number one fantasy of these men was to be humiliated or punished by a woman like Ms. Clinton and this usually includes bondage. So these feelings and not having a sexual outlet for them caused these men to hate her spouse and obsess about his penis.
Q: Interesting can you tell us anymore?
A: One of the striking things is that with few exceptions these batshit crazy people are white, male, and unfulfilled in many aspects of their sorry lives. The psychosis often results in troll activity.
Q: I?m sorry. What activity?
A: Troll activity. Because of the intense sexual frustration they find the only viable outlet is visiting web sites of normal people and saying whatever it takes to piss people off. This in turn gets them off ? literally. We have found that most of these trolls that we treat stroke their penis, sometimes to the point of physical harm, during their sessions on the web. You can spot the trolls that do this by the overuse of caps in the posts. Only after pissing off the most people possible do these sorry assholes get sexual release. It?s very sad because this seems to be one of the few ways they can achieve orgasm, well that and fantasying about a woman like Hillary spanking them until they cry. Most of these men are very frightened of women because of their overbearing mothers.
Q: I see, so the abuse by the normal people on these web sites takes the place of having a woman abuse them in their bedrooms.
A: Exactly.
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