The Cat (a stolen ndee joke :P)

ndee

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The Cat

One day a little cat was walking through
the park when he came across a pond.

He peered into the pond and noticed that at
the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.

The cat was feeling quite peckish so as
the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his
little paw.

The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat was walking through
the park again and he peered into the pond again there was
another sausage but this time it was a
normal sized one so the cat reached in but this time
he had to put his whole arm into the pond.

The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat looked into the pond and found
an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the
pond it looked so delicious, but it was so
huge that he had to actually put the whole of his
body into the pond to get the sausage.

He ate it and found it very tasty!


THE MORAL OF THE STORY.......


















The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy !!!!
 

Svnla

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Hummm, I don't get the punch line.:confused:

Just wait until you reach puberty.

Don't know about you, but I am way over 21.

Lived your life nice and sheltered in a cloister perhaps?

Nope and stop making ASSumptions. Go away and pick on someone else.

 

ndee

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Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Hummm, I don't get the punch line.:confused:

Just wait until you reach puberty.

Don't know about you, but I am way over 21.

Lived your life nice and sheltered in a cloister perhaps?

Nope and stop making ASSumptions. Go away and pick on someone else.

whoa, whatta comeback.
 

Legendary

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Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Hummm, I don't get the punch line.:confused:

Just wait until you reach puberty.

Don't know about you, but I am way over 21.

Lived your life nice and sheltered in a cloister perhaps?

Nope and stop making ASSumptions. Go away and pick on someone else.

This joke implies that the bigger your penis is, the wetter the vagina you are intercoursing with will be.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Hummm, I don't get the punch line.:confused:

Just wait until you reach puberty.

Don't know about you, but I am way over 21.

Lived your life nice and sheltered in a cloister perhaps?

Nope and stop making ASSumptions. Go away and pick on someone else.

This joke implies that the bigger your penis is, the wetter the vagina you are intercoursing with will be.
and if you either need that explained to you or feel the need to explain it, you need to try sex with someone other than Rosy Palmer.

 

Svnla

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Svnla
Hummm, I don't get the punch line.:confused:

Just wait until you reach puberty.

Don't know about you, but I am way over 21.

Lived your life nice and sheltered in a cloister perhaps?

Nope and stop making ASSumptions. Go away and pick on someone else.

This joke implies that the bigger your penis is, the wetter the vagina you are intercoursing with will be.
and if you either need that explained to you or feel the need to explain it, you need to try sex with someone other than Rosy Palmer.


ASSumption as its finest. Enough said.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: Redviffer
Actually, I'm finding the post between Svnla and everyone else pretty amusing also. :)

Best part of the whole thread. I'm hoping we get the witty "ASSumptions" remark again
<-----*crossing fingers
 

Balt

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Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Redviffer
Actually, I'm finding the post between Svnla and everyone else pretty amusing also. :)

Best part of the whole thread. I'm hoping we get the witty "ASSumptions" remark again
<-----*crossing fingers

*** CONFIRMED ***
 

AnitaPeterson

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you guys don't get it...

Svnla's obsession with ASS (posted twice already), combined with obvious lack of expertise as far as pussy is concerned (and lack of humour, too!) hints at the fact that he's probably... you know... :)
 

Svnla

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ha ha really cute now move on children...lol...for the record, straight as an arrow here..and i 've been around the block...i just don't like guys that know nothing about me but they think they know..but you know the old saying.."you don't know jack"..and diane...and on.and ...:D

when i mentioned "ASSumption", it was for the guy that looked like a dumb ass from his statement..nothing to do with sex..of course, you should know that already..

like i said before...go pick on someone else.

EDIT: i can make more assumption statements if you guys pay me..you know..nothing is free lol...
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
you guys don't get it...

Svnla's obsession with ASS (posted twice already), combined with obvious lack of expertise as far as pussy is concerned (and lack of humour, too!) hints at the fact that he's probably... you know... :)

links? :)
 

Balthazar

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Originally posted by: Svnla
ha ha really cute now move on children...lol...for the record, straight as an arrow here..and i 've been around the block...i just don't like guys that know nothing about me but they think they know..but you know the old saying.."you don't know jack"..and diane...and on.and ...:D

when i mentioned "ASSumption", it was for the guy that looked like a dumb ass from his statement..nothing to do with sex..of course, you should know that already..

like i said before...go pick on someone else.

EDIT: i can make more assumption statements if you guys pay me..you know..nothing is free lol...

Hahahaha, the guy that looked like a dumb ass from his statement was....drumroll please....YOU!
:)

Seriously....
Oh and you should totally keep pointing out assumptions, that will win the argument every time ;p