The cashier was staring at my....

[SandEagle]

...nose hair. :\

i honestly thought there was a connection. she stared. long and hard. and even ended it with 'have a nice day'.

i get in teh car, check the mirror, and see my hairs sticking out like wild hyenas.

my day is in ruins. how's yours?

 

[Macamus Prime]

My hot super model girlfriend who works as a cashier called me to tell me about this dude's awful nose hair.

She said she was totally digusted by the fact that his hairs were sticking out like wild hyenas. So, she decided to meet up with me (and 2 of her just as hot nympho friends) to totally do me and cheer themselves up.

Oh, and on the way to the 5 star hotel I booked to bang all three chicks,.... I found a bag of unmarked $100 bills, totaling to about 1 million bucks.

My day is going great!!!

 

[OutHouse]

she was watching tarzan and cheeta swing from nostril to nostril.

 

[overst33r]

My hot super model girlfriend who works as a cashier called me to tell me about this dude's awful nose hair.

She said she was totally digusted by the fact that his hairs were sticking out like wild hyenas. So, she decided to meet up with me (and 2 of her just as hot nympho friends) to totally do me and cheer themselves up.

Oh, and on the way to the 5 star hotel I booked to bang all three chicks,.... I found a bag of unmarked $100 bills, totaling to about 1 million bucks.

My day is going great!!!

would read again!

 

[BoomerD]

...nose hair. :\

i honestly thought there was a connection. she stared. long and hard. and even ended it with 'have a nice day'.

i get in teh car, check the mirror, and see my hairs sticking out like wild hyenas.

my day is in ruins. how's yours?

Did you have those Arabic nose hairs properly braided?

Perhaps she was staring at the pink ribbon you used to tie the braids?

 

[swanysto]

Did you have those Arabic nose hairs properly braided?

Perhaps she was staring at the pink ribbon you used to tie the braids?

What's wrong with being breast cancer aware?

 

[manimal]

she was calling you chewbaka and captain nostril forest.

 

[dud]

Another classic SE thread ...

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

My hot super model girlfriend who works as a cashier called me to tell me about this dude's awful nose hair.

She said she was totally digusted by the fact that his hairs were sticking out like wild hyenas. So, she decided to meet up with me (and 2 of her just as hot nympho friends) to totally do me and cheer themselves up.

Oh, and on the way to the 5 star hotel I booked to bang all three chicks,.... I found a bag of unmarked $100 bills, totaling to about 1 million bucks.

My day is going great!!!

Fantastic trolling.

 

[twinrider1]

The cashier was staring at my...nose hair. :\

...

And you jizzed in your pants.

 

[dr150]

What did you expect, Sandeagle?

You're a GEEK/NERD.

Consider it par for the course! :biggrin:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Don't feel so bad, you didn't have a chance with her anyway.

 

[alfa147x]

Us indian people need to keep our hair in check

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Us indian people need to keep our hair in check

Where specifically?

 

[FoBoT]

i am watching intervention

 

[SandEagle]

Us indian people need to keep our hair in check

i am neither Arab nor Indian. :vomit: