I was walking along the national mall this morning when I saw what appeared to be a Bush van go by. It had a picture of Bush on the side and it said "Bush can." Some people in front of me started cheering. One guy lifted his arm up in support. I was disgusted. I heard a "yay Bush" coming from behind me. Disburbing. Then, I saw the eyes shifting up and down on the bus and the loud speaker said, "With Bush there will be always more jobs in the military." The conservatives were confused. I smiled. The loud speaker said, "George Bush, the last president we will ever have." The conservative drones questioned each other. One pointed out that it wasn't a real Bush van at all. As I walked by the bewildered animals I chuckled audibly. Another group of duped conservatives. Cheers to the people behind the well designed Bush Can Van. 
