The Breakfast Club Joke

[jdini76]

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says--

 

[leftyman]

There was none. I read somewhere he improvised that line. He also did not get along with the actor that played the teacher.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: leftyman
There was none. I read somewhere he improvised that line. He also did not get along with the actor that played the teacher.

:thumbsup:

They started with the ending (him falling through the ceiling) and tried to come up with a joke to fit, but they couldn't.

Edit:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088847/trivia

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

 

[leftyman]

linky

 

[jdini76]

Ok, I saw that too. I was hoping people would make up a punchline. Lets have some fun here!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I wanna make some kind of a joke about a penis (the salami) and a b!tch (the poodle) but they sound unfunny even to me.

 

[spidey07]

Blonde says - "Oh, not for me. But the poodle is gonna need a few"

 

[kranky]

"No, not until after the show."

 

[chambersc]

"HIT MY POODLE WITH THE SALAMI! :hurr:

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: jdini76

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says--

No, I'll be needing a decent pair of clothes and a bible to restore my faith so that I may have God forgive my transgression of walking in here naked and accept me into heaven one day. Amen.

 

[Skunkwourk]

no, but I don't think the dog wants the salami anymore.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: leftyman
There was none. I read somewhere he improvised that line. He also did not get along with the actor that played the teacher.

John Hughes almost fired Judd Nelson because of his negative attitude towards Molly Ringwald off camera. Paul Gleason convinced Hughes that Nelson was a great actor and was merely trying to stay in character.

So the the actor who played the pricipal (not teacher) got along with Judd just fine.

and:

Any hope of a sequel to "The Breakfast Club" was basically dashed due to the volatile relationship between John Hughes and Judd Nelson. John Hughes has stated that he would never work with Nelson again. Also, it is unclear whether or not Hughes still holds ill-will against his oft-cast starlet, Molly Ringwald. They had a falling out in the late eighties after Ringwald decided to move on from the teen film genre to pursue more adult roles, thus severing her relationship with Hughes.

 

[CKent]

"KY on the rocks please"

 

[Eos]

Such a great film. I own it on VHS, laserdisc and DVD. No reason, just do!

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: jdini76

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says--

Naked lady says

"Yes I will. I'll be quite thirsty after eating this Salami and eating my dog. Wow, I'm not wearing any clothes...whoops."

 

[alrocky]

Well, actually I could use a drink. But it seems I've forgotten my purse.

No, I'm not thirsty but could you get her a Cognac and a Dill? The Cognac is for after she's done with the Dill.

Yes! I need a drink. What's wrong with the men in this neighborhood? They're either staring at my salami like they want to steal or telling me I have a nice pu$$y. It's a poodle!

No, no more drinks. I drank too much here last night and somehow left the poodle's leash and collar behind. Can you see if it's still here?

 

[qcarver]

--"No, but I could use another wiener/dog", To which the bartender responds, "lady, it looks like you've already had enough dog-sin".

 

[CurseTheSky]

...epic thread necro?

 

[MotionMan]

...epic thread necro?

Epic first post thread necro.

MotionMan

 

[NuclearNed]

Is this some sort of epic "jerk store called" moment?

 

[Fritzo]

I'm thinking they could have said the lady was Korean and went with the direction of "one's my date, the other's my lunch, but I don't know which..."