The boss took everyone out to lunch but me today

[phreakah]

Cry

 

[amcdonald]

While they are all gone, rub your crotch on their phones.
That'll teach them to screw you.

 

[RagingBITCH]

You should have taken a crap in his trashcan.

 

[Chronoshock]

Well since you're at the phones....
tip off the police to a potential gang war at the restaurant he's in. Or ask that someone matching your boss's description be strip searched under suspicion of drug trafficking 😛

 

[yukichigai]

I think the traditional responce is to steal office supplies. Though I doubt that'd be a good idea.

They'd better bring you back food.

 

[Bryophyte]

Did he/she at least bring you something back from the restaurant?

 

[dlaw]

No big deal, ask them to buy carry out for you.

 

[KarenMarie]

Make sure he gives you and IOU for a meal on him...

or steal all the staplers in the entire office!

😉

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Well since you're at the phones....
tip off the police to a potential gang war at the restaurant he's in. Or ask that someone matching your boss's description be strip searched under suspicion of drug trafficking 😛

tell them the drugs are hidden in various body cavities

 

[phreakah]

i take stuff anyway😀

he bought me quiznos at least... had a turkey ranch sub

the phones arent even ringing so i'm just sitting here all by myself 🙁

 

[JoPh]

PWND!

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Make sure he gives you and IOU for a meal on him...

or steal all the staplers in the entire office!

😉

hahaa.. milton will get more swinglines.

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: JoPh
PWND!

thanks for rubbing it in!