The Bobs are at my office?

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Quixfire

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The president of our company and hired a management consultant firm to review our operations. The first step is the survey and then we are to cooperate with any additional analyst of our activities. They say more attention will be focused on planning so we can be in a better position to be competitive in the market, call center and direct mail industries.

I might be interviewing for my own job. I might have to fire some of my co-workers. I will mash that #@%$ printer with a baseball bat.

The most important questions is where do I find a hypnotist that will die shortly after hypnotizing me so I will be in the right frame of mind for a promotion?

Update: Mandatory department head meeting next Friday and I was invited and I'm not a department head.

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geno

Lifer
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Originally posted by: lancestorm
Quixfire, Seems like you've been missing a lot of work lately...
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I wouldn't say he's been "missing" it....
 
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DPK

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Posting on internet forums probably isn't the best thing to do when the two Bobs are around. I know that I would be extrememly busy if I were you.
 
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T2T III

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I've been through a similar review by a management consulting firm. It was a pain in the arse to go through. However, when it was all said and done, I did keep my position and did get a nice raise because it was determined that our level of work was much higher than the rate of pay.

Good luck to you. :)

 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Quixfire
The president of our company and hired a management consultant firm to review our operations. The first step is the survey and then we are to cooperate with any additional analyst of our activities. They say more attention will be focused on planning so we can be in a better position to be competitive in the market, call center and direct mail industries.

I might be interviewing for my own job. I might have to fire some of my co-workers. I will mash that #@%$ printer with a baseball bat.

The most important questions is where do I find a hypnotist that will die shortly after hypnotizing me so I will be in the right frame of mind for a promotion?
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"I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the software people don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at working with people! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?"

:p
 
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welst10

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One of my buddies is interviewing with McKinsey &amp; Company to become a management consultant. Already passed 1 of the 3 interviews. Should be a fun job.
 
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NogginBoink

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Uhhh... we have sort of a problem here... yeah... you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS report. Did you get the memo about that?
 
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aplefka

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I think this was the first movie where "no-talent assclown" was used.

I also think this was the first movie to be an awesome office movie.
 
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shenaniganz

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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Uhhh... we have sort of a problem here... yeah... you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS report. Did you get the memo about that?
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I'll go ahead and get you another copy of that memo.
 
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