The Blondes new car (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" > came from the speakers.

The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.

"ASSHOLES!", she yelled....... Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.

 

[Kelvrick]

Good joke against the French, but what about the blonde?

 

[DaveSimmons]

meh, I don't mind the Chicks calling GW "Saddam's going to nuke us!!!" Bush a disgrace to Texas. And I'm not a country fan, but "Long Time Gone" is a pretty good tune.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Good joke against the French, but what about the blonde?

She blew the Car Salesman?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Good joke against the French, but what about the blonde?

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Good joke against the French, but what about the blonde?

She blew the Car Salesman?

lol...a little late...but still worth a :beer:

 

[hdeck]

ha

 

[CrazyPerson]

hum...