The Blind man and the bus. (Yet another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the side walk and says to him:

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!
The blind man replies:

"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up!"
 

Maleficus

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the side walk and says to him:

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!
The blind man replies:

"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up!"

pwned

 

freebee

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And the Husband should have responded: "If you didn't wack off so much you wouldn't need that stick".