The Blind Couple (Stolen Lazee Joke)

[Zee]

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."





The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis fifty times."

 

[chuckywang]

chuckle

 

[George P Burdell]

7/10

 

[Abhi]

 

[azncoffeeboi]

aha nice.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

hehheh...

 

[caivoma]

6/10, nice

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[Doggiedog]

Its even funnier if you watched Extreme Makeover: Home Edition last night.

 

[SWScorch]

how did they go from being blind to being deaf?

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
how did they go from being blind to being deaf?

You are the FIRST one to finally catch that.

Have a :beer: for your l33t reading comprehension hack0r skillz!

 

[Cristatus]

heard it before, but still good, still made me chuckle

 

[Mo0o]

hahaha, im not sure whats funnier, the joke or the fact that the OP had them going from Blind to deaf