The biggest "NO SH*T!" in all advertising.

[HeXploiT]

Just one proof of the bullsh*t that is advertising.

#1
"such & such" product, along with healthy diet and exercise, will help you lose weight.

#2
"such & such" product, along with healthy diet and exercise, will help lower your cholesterol.

NO SH*T! A healthy diet and exercise alone will help you lose weight and lower your cholesterol. :roll:

Any others?

 

[Xyclone]

All the lard asses see is that by taking this product, and this product alone, that they'll lose weight or lower their cholesterol. They ignore the "being healthy" part and just want an easy way out, which is why they are fat asses to begin with.

 

[HN]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

 

[olds]

"People with potty mouth are stupid and don't know how to engage in intelligent intercourse."
^^^
I always hated that one.

 

[Syrch]

in the bottle of cheesewiz it says, for best results remove lid

Not an advertisement but still funny

 

[esun]

Most of those commercials indicate that the product, along with a healthy diet and exercise, will lower your (bp, weight, cholesterol) more than diet and exercise would alone.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Syrch
in the bottle of cheesewiz it says, for best results remove lid

I've only seen it in a can. If it's in a bottle, how can you read the label, isn't it covered in cheesy goodness?

 

[MrWizzard]

I like the studies that say, "Study shows eating too much can cause weight gain."


I almost fell out of my chair when I read that one.....then there are all the people I work with who eat 5X as mush as I do who start saying "NOOOOOOOO that has nothing to do with it it's just a slow matabolism problem..."

 

[Heller]

I've always Liked, "Floor slippery When Wet"

Doh, ya think?

 

[HeXploiT]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
I like the studies that say, "Study shows eating too much can cause weight gain."


I almost fell out of my chair when I read that one.....then there are all the people I work with who eat 5X as mush as I do who start saying "NOOOOOOOO that has nothing to do with it it's just a slow matabolism problem..."

It's not your fault. It's not the big macs fault. It's genetic.
Please return to your big mac.