The Big Lebowski

[NFS4]

Just watched it with one of my roommates (he got it for me for Christmas). I laughed my ass off, but I'm still confused as hell.

"Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

 

[her209]

"I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

"You're Bunny."

 

[Zim Hosein]

Would you cut off your toe for 1 million dollars?

 

[pulse8]

I love that movie.

We went to Lebowski Fest this year. It was a fun time!

 

[Noema]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Would you cut off your toe for 1 million dollars?

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f*cking amateurs...

Best.Movie.Ever.

 

[deftron]

Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.

 

[Throwmeabone]

Let's make this The Big Lebowski quote thread!

"You're out of your element Donny"

 

[amicold]

Just bought an "Im the Dude" shirt.

 

[her209]

Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or Duder... His Dudeness... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

 

[Noema]

Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
Let's make this The Big Lebowski quote thread!

"You're out of your element Donny"

"Careful man! There's a Beverage here!"

 

[Noema]

"That Rug tied the rooms together man!"

 

[her209]

Quintana: Are you ready to get ******, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're going to ****** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy ****** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the ****** trigger til it goes "click".
The Dude: Jesus.
Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****** with the Jesus.

 

[Noema]

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even f*cking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the f*ck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're f*cking Polish Catholic...

 

[spunkz]

Maude: "You can imagine where it goes from here."

Dude: "He fixes the cable?"

 

[Corporate Thug]

stay the hell out of my beach community

 

[Zenmervolt]

All I want is my rug back man. It really tied the room together.

ZV

 

[jman19]

The Big Lebowski is one of my favorite movies to just throw on and chill out to

 

[anxi80]

walter sobchak: near the in-n-out burger...
donny: those are good burgers, walter.
walter sobchak: shut the f*ck up, donny.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!

One of my favourite movies, the whole thing is gold

 

[TySnyder]

"You don't ****** with the Jesus"
"8 year-olds do"

 

[Whitecloak]

awesome movie.

 

[YetioDoom]

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

 

[franksta]

"Put the piece away, they're callin' the cops."

"Nice marmet"

"What the fvck does anything have to do with Vietnam?!"

 

[KB]

"The next time you pull your piece on the lane.. I will take it away from you and shove it up your a$$ and pull the trigger til it goes click"
"Jesus"
"You got that right. don't nobody f$ck with the Jesus"

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: TySnyder
"You don't ****** with the Jesus"
"8 year-olds do"

rofl classic, i loved this movie. now ima have to watch it tonight