The best part about being drunk...

[Schrodinger]

I've learned that the best part about being drunk are the beer goggles.

Not in how rich they make those without become, but how they improve the already gorgeous. Ever notice how they transcend into goddess like stature after a dozen pints? 😕

 

[apac]

They give me the irresistable urge to look at a womans chest instead of her face.


While she's talking to me.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: apac
They give me the irresistable urge to look at a womans chest instead of her face.


While she's talking to me.

But on the plus side, after several drinks the slap doesn't sting nearly as much.

 

[raystorm]

Originally posted by: apac
They give me the irresistable urge to look at a womans chest instead of her face.


While she's talking to me.

You don't need to be drunk to do that 😉

 

[HardcoreRobot]

women, music, food, video games, movies... everything is better with beer!

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
women, music, food, video games, movies... everything is better with beer!

if you dont throw up 😀

 

[brigden]

Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

 

[pyonir]

Women with beer goggles are the only ones that will sleep with me. So i'm all for them!

 

[MichaelD]

The REALLY interesting thing about Beer Goggles is how after using them, you wind up with 18 years of child support. It's like MAGIC or something!!! :eek;

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

 

[Schrodinger]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

X punches holes in your brain, thats the sensation you feel so great about 😉

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

X punches holes in your brain, thats the sensation you feel so great about 😉

I never said it was good for me, only that it made washing my hands INCREDIBLE. 😀

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

Dude, it's ALL soft and squishy in the dark! It's ALL gooood. 😎

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

Dude, it's ALL soft and squishy in the dark! It's ALL gooood. 😎

If they shave their legs/armpits/others and don't reek then darkness is the best beer goggles. :beer:

 

[Schrodinger]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

X punches holes in your brain, thats the sensation you feel so great about 😉

I never said it was good for me, only that it made washing my hands INCREDIBLE. 😀

🙁 You seem too smart to fvck with that stuff. Don't want to sound like a parent but your brain is your brain 😉

I'm all for using drugs...but when it starts to fvck with your dome thats the line, man!

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

X punches holes in your brain, thats the sensation you feel so great about 😉

I never said it was good for me, only that it made washing my hands INCREDIBLE. 😀

🙁 You seem too smart to fvck with that stuff. Don't want to sound like a parent but your brain is your brain 😉

I'm all for using drugs...but when it starts to fvck with your dome thats the line, man!

Oh I completely agree. I don't do that stuff anymore, hell I almost never even have a drink anymore. And I don't encourage anyone to try it, but if you do be careful and have fun.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: apac
They give me the irresistable urge to look at a womans chest instead of her face.


While she's talking to me.

"Why do women have boobs?"

 

[BRObedoza]

damn i love being drunk. can't wait for tonight!

 

[Schrodinger]

Originally posted by: sleepmachine
damn i love being drunk. can't wait for tonight!

I think I started too early 🙁
8 cans of Guinness down and its only 6:34 here in Trantaw (thus the onset of my beer goggles)

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Its even more fun the next morning when you point at a concrete support pillar, look at your friend, and say "Put a pink tank-top on it and that's what you were dancing with last night."

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: Schrodinger

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: brigden
Coke makes me feel like a rockstar. I like that.

X makes washing my hands feel better than an orgasm (seriously 😱).



I never got the beer goggles. I'll get drunk, but an ugly chic is still an ugly chic (I don't care though 😀).

X punches holes in your brain, thats the sensation you feel so great about 😉

I never said it was good for me, only that it made washing my hands INCREDIBLE. 😀

🙁 You seem too smart to fvck with that stuff. Don't want to sound like a parent but your brain is your brain 😉

I'm all for using drugs...but when it starts to fvck with your dome thats the line, man!

Yeah, enjoying your 50-75 years on earth is stupid! :roll: Further, I have a hard time trusting studies funded by our government. Researchers funded by groups with agendas are well aware of what to find - and what not to find - if they want more grant money in the future. I'm not even into x personally, it's just the principle. People need to mind their own business about what others do if it doesn't adversely affect others.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
I've learned that the best part about being drunk are the beer goggles.

Not in how rich they make those without become, but how they improve the already gorgeous. Ever notice how they transcend into goddess like stature after a dozen pints? 😕

I completely understand what you mean.

Now, that is gorgeous !!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
I've learned that the best part about being drunk are the beer goggles.

Not in how rich they make those without become, but how they improve the already gorgeous. Ever notice how they transcend into goddess like stature after a dozen pints? 😕

I completely understand what you mean.

Now, that is gorgeous !!


What's wild about that pic is the middle aged man in the black leather jacket and black bball cap. He's checking out her ass!!! :shocked:

Some guys get off on the Fabulous Folds of Flowing Fat. 😛

 

[mrrman]

is not....I dont drink and dont need it...used to but quit 10 years ago..

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: mrrman
is not....I dont drink and dont need it

Have you ever got a buzz before? Not ridiculing you, I'm just curious.

See your edit, that's cool.