lol,am browsing craig's list for Boston and was just checking out their "best of" section,lol! 
Date: Thu Apr 10 21:46:01 2003
I have a fairly full head of black hair but of late
I've noticed a distressing number of gray hair strands
coming out. I don't want to go the hair-dying route because
that's a trap. I instead want the offending gray hair
strands just snipped out near the hair follicle root.
I probably have no more than a 100 gray hair strands.
The job should take no more than an hour. I will
pay $40/hr with a minimum of $40.
ASPCA Cracks Down On Craig's List Missed Connections
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Reply to: anon-9739955@craigslist.org
Date: Tue Mar 25 12:09:19 2003
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(SAN FRANCISCO) March 25, 2003 - Agents of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' (ASPCA) Humane Law Enforcement department arrested a number of people on a community message board for cruelty to animals, namely, beating a dead horse.
Craig's List is a San Francisco-based online community message board. Recently, however, visitors to the Missed Connections forum have experienced an increase in the number of posters bringing up topics that have been paraded around for quite some time, in effect beating a dead horse. Some topics that have been brought back time and time again are, "Why doesn't he/she call?", "Asians/whites/latinos/African-americans/dogs/cats/balloons make better lovers", and "Marina/Mission/Bridge-and-Tunnel chicks suck", just to name a few.
The ASPCA obtained the identities of several known offenders and promptly bitch-slapped them for their short-term memory and stupid questions.
"It's horrible, just horrible," exclaimed one visitor, who wished to remain anonymous. "I mean, we talked about this just last week, and some stupid nut decides to bring it up again! The horror!"
The crackdown has unfortunately failed to halt the resurfacing of other topics. ASPCA agents are determining whether or not to step up their crackdown on the message board, by implanting new brains into recently captured offenders so that they may stand a decent chance of coming up with an original topic.
Date: Thu Apr 10 21:46:01 2003
I have a fairly full head of black hair but of late
I've noticed a distressing number of gray hair strands
coming out. I don't want to go the hair-dying route because
that's a trap. I instead want the offending gray hair
strands just snipped out near the hair follicle root.
I probably have no more than a 100 gray hair strands.
The job should take no more than an hour. I will
pay $40/hr with a minimum of $40.
ASPCA Cracks Down On Craig's List Missed Connections
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: anon-9739955@craigslist.org
Date: Tue Mar 25 12:09:19 2003
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(SAN FRANCISCO) March 25, 2003 - Agents of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' (ASPCA) Humane Law Enforcement department arrested a number of people on a community message board for cruelty to animals, namely, beating a dead horse.
Craig's List is a San Francisco-based online community message board. Recently, however, visitors to the Missed Connections forum have experienced an increase in the number of posters bringing up topics that have been paraded around for quite some time, in effect beating a dead horse. Some topics that have been brought back time and time again are, "Why doesn't he/she call?", "Asians/whites/latinos/African-americans/dogs/cats/balloons make better lovers", and "Marina/Mission/Bridge-and-Tunnel chicks suck", just to name a few.
The ASPCA obtained the identities of several known offenders and promptly bitch-slapped them for their short-term memory and stupid questions.
"It's horrible, just horrible," exclaimed one visitor, who wished to remain anonymous. "I mean, we talked about this just last week, and some stupid nut decides to bring it up again! The horror!"
The crackdown has unfortunately failed to halt the resurfacing of other topics. ASPCA agents are determining whether or not to step up their crackdown on the message board, by implanting new brains into recently captured offenders so that they may stand a decent chance of coming up with an original topic.
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