The Best Comeback Line Ever.........

[ThePresence]

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

 

[Adul]

damn!

 

[dakata24]

haha! good one.. id love to hear that interview..

 

[Passions]

FEMALE INTERVIEWER= OWNED!

 

[zimmie6576]

That was great. I would have loved to see the look on the interviewer's face. Too bad it was radio.

 

[FoBoT]

hehe, good

but is this true ? or another internet hoax?

it doesn't matter , its really funny!

 

[bmacd]

omfg...maybe somebody has it ripped or on tape at the station. That was great

-=bmacd=-

 

[notfred]

very old repost

 

[UltraQuiet]

That really is a funny story but if you look on the urban legends web site you'll find out it never happened.

 

[ThePresence]

<<but is this true ? or another internet hoax?>>

Who knows. I got it in an email. But I could definitly see a Marine Corps General telling that to an NPR broadcaster who was whining about the danger of guns. He's a Marine general, I'm sure he knows a thing or 2 about guns that she doesnt.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
That really is a funny story but if you look on the urban legends web site you'll find out it never happened.

Oh well.

 

[joohang]

hahahaha

 

[Czar]

good, but realy realy old

 

[Texmaster]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[RedRooster]

Hahaha, that is gold! Someone look up this General Reinwald to see if there's such a person. If he exists, I'll believe this story.
That is quality stuff right there.

 

[aphex]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, ROFL

 

[911paramedic]

Even if that never happened, it is a great line.

 

[kranky]

This one is known to be true. Lady Astor and Winston Churchill happened to be spending the same weekend at Churchill's cousin's estate and argued the entire time.

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

 

[DaiShan]

LOL!

 

[Spooner]

oh , that is GREAT!!!

it doesn't matter if it didn't happen. that's just damn clever

 

[edro]

Do you have the .wwav or .mp3 of that interview, that is hilarious.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

LOL! OWNED!

 

[Aquaman]

BURNED

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Hammer]

this sound like an urban legend, anyone check snopes yet?

 

[Koing]

qualitiy. That interviewer was owned and boned

Good quick thinking General there. Man he MUST be sharp!