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The best blonde joke ever.

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Well, since the OP lacks blonde jokes, here's a couple of them for you.

After a terrible hailstorm one day in upstate California, a blonde woman takes her brand new BMW to the shop to get the dents fixed. The mechanic, seeing her coming a mile away, decides to have some fun with her. The mechanic tells her "I can get some of the big dents out, to get all the smaller ones out, you're going to have to take the car home, and blow in the tail pipe as hard as you can!" The blonde, naturally, believes him. She goes home, lets the car cool down, then starts blowing in the tail pipe with all her might. Her blonde neighbor see her, comes over and says "What are you doing?" The blonde says "I'm trying to get all the dents out." Her neighbor says, "I can see that, but you have to roll the windows up, first!"

A blonde walked into a electronics shop, pointed to a device and said "I'd like to buy this TV." The counter guy said "Get out, we don't sell to blondes here." So the blonde comes in the next day wearing a brunette wig and says "I'd like to buy this TV" pointing to the same device. The salesman said "As I told you yesterday, we don't sell to blondes!" The woman says "How'd you know I was really a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave, not a TV, lady!"

I also vote ban on the OP 😀
 
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