1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5)
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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6) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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7) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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8) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
9) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
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10) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
____________________________________________
3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
____________________________________________
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
____________________________________________
5)
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
____________________________________________
6) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
____________________________________________
7) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
____________________________________________
8) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
9) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
____________________________________________
10) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
