The benefits of celibacy

[ultra laser]

Try going celibate for three weeks. If you can manage to restrain yourself, you will be filled with virile energy and concentration. The Christian religion, St. Paul, Augustine, Christ, the saints, Hindu saddhus, Buddhist monks, Newton, Tesla, Beethoven, Brahms, Thoreau are all advocates of celibacy. Perhaps there's something to it.

"Chastity is the flowering of man; and what are called Genius, Heroism, Holiness, and the like, are but various fruits which succeed it." -Thoreau


http://celibacy.info/

 

[newb111]

No thanks.

 

[Newbian]

Sorry I was busy fapping.

What did you say?

 

[geno]

Other than the obvious "you can't knock anyone up and you can't catch STDs", I can't think of any other pluses.

 

[SSSnail]

I'm not that holy, so I'll indulge, TYVM.

But, do tell me what you'd learn from enlightenment though. And chances are, "celebrate" was mistranslated anyways.

 

[manowar821]

Yeah, no.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: manowar821
Yeah, no.

was that a yeah or a no? pick one.

 

[invidia]

I'm not religious and I can do it for months. I think it's because my other addictions are so strong that they overcome my sexual pleasures.

 

[onlyCOpunk]

why choose celibacy in the name of god when clearly god gave the orgasm t obegin with. Not that I'm saying there is a god, but for arguments sake.

 

[GeekDrew]

i can't currently think of any reason at all that would give me good cause to engage in celibacy.

 

[Cyco]

Seven days of fapping makes one weak.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
why choose celibacy in the name of god when clearly god gave the orgasm t obegin with. Not that I'm saying there is a god, but for arguments sake.

*POOF* you have the ability to feel like every nerve ending in your body is tingling with pleasure to a level you would give anything to achieve.


Now don't use it.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: ultra laser
Try going celibate for three weeks. If you can manage to restrain yourself, you will be filled with virile energy and concentration. The Christian religion, St. Paul, Augustine, Christ, the saints, Hindu saddhus, Buddhist monks, Newton, Tesla, Beethoven, Brahms, Thoreau are all advocates of celibacy. Perhaps there's something to it.

"Chastity is the flowering of man; and what are called Genius, Heroism, Holiness, and the like, are but various fruits which succeed it." -Thoreau


http://celibacy.info/

Seriously, WTF???????????

 

[BlackTigers]

lol

 

[Jeff7]

Well I've done without sex for like, well, as long as I've been alive.

There's another organization that sometimes attempts "contests" to see who can go 3 weeks without masturbating: 4chan.
:shocked:

You just lost the game.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Well I've done without sex for like, well, as long as I've been alive.

There's another organization that sometimes attempts "contests" to see who can go 3 weeks without masturbating: 4chan.
:shocked:

You just lost the game.

You need to get laid... you've been on AT for like seven years... Maybe that's why you can't get none, mawn?

 

[TehMac]

I don't think any of those people were celibate, with the exception of Saint Augistine. And even he is iffy, but I dunno. I don't think you guys are catching the point.

 

[darkxshade]

enjoy your blue bawls... lawl

 

[DangerAardvark]

Did you know that if you hold your breath for 5 minutes straight you start blinking and turn invincible? Try it out!

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Did you know that if you hold your breath for 5 minutes straight you start blinking and turn invincible? Try it out!

I just did that and I am blinking and fucking invincible. I think I might go jump off a building!

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
You need to get laid... you've been on AT for like seven years... Maybe that's why you can't get none, mawn?

Oh the Ironing?

 

[PrinceofWands]

After three years I can tell you with certainty: there are absolutely none.

 

[LilPima]

No thanks.

 

[AmpedSilence]

are you kidding? If i go for a few weeks without release, i have NO focus what so ever. I have energy, but its totally focused on getting release not on work.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
You need to get laid... you've been on AT for like seven years... Maybe that's why you can't get none, mawn?

Oh the Ironing?

Sir, you need to post more.