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The Benefits Of Being In Western Pennsylvania. A Monel Story =oD

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Monel Funkawitz

Diamond Member
Allow me to do this in the traditional Monel style 😀

The Events

I was driving my truck down Marr road. It is a little country road by my house. I was on my way to the Flea Market, when I heard "THWAP! THWAP! THWAPTHWAPTHWAP!" against my truck while I was passing a farmer in his field. I pulled over, and cleaned off the truck with a few old rags. I flipped off the farmer, threw a wad of the material at him with my hand covered with the rag, and drove to the Flea Market.

What Caused The Noises

It turns out this farmer was spreading manure on his field with a tractor and a manure speader. A "Sh!t Flinger" to the city folk. My truck got pelted with numerous wads of excreated cow feces, due to him being WAY to damn close to the road. The wad I threw at him hit him square in the back. A shot I had a one in a million of making. I think this is what really made him get the hint, and make the next pass a little further away from the road. 😀

Ya gotta love being in the country. [vomit] [/vomit] :|
 
Monel, you give new appreciation to the title "sh!t flinger"**

** edited from kicker for theatrical effect
 
Might need to hang that air freshner on your side mirrors tonight 😛
BTW: Did you leave a good long strip of rubber and cover his field in smoke clouds? 😉
 
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