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The Beer Spider thread

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Conky

Lifer
OK, I was looking at a website and reached to grab my beer... wait a second, something is wrong... beer doesn't have this texture, what is this on my lips? I reach and pull a couple of 1/4 inch long spider legs off my lip! ACKKK! A spider had crawled up my beer coozie and onto the opening of my beer. I reached without looking and left half of his spider butt on the lip of the beer can and the other half on my lips. :Q

OK, wiped away the spider legs off my lips and the rest of the carcass off the edge of the can. And, of course, continued to enjoy my beer. The end.

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Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
You didn't eat it? Not man enough.
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Of course he ate the spider. However, spiderlegs alone are pretty small. He probably just found some nails and leather to wash them down with.
 
Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
You didn't eat it? Not man enough.
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Well, I ate part of it if that counts.

P.S. My tongue is now numb... should I be worried or drink more beer? 😕
 
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