The Battle of the Rush Hours: 1 vs 2

NakaNaka

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Which one do you prefer? They were both really funny but after watching Rush Hour 2 a couple times this last week I have to go with that. The club scene, the out takes, and plenty of others. So which one do you prefer??
 

yoyo25

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Rush hour 1:
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth"
"I am Michael Jackson, you are Tito"
"That is no ciggertte, thats cigaweed"
"50 mill dollars, who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?"
"Wassup my awesome dude"
"Come on titty titty titty, get them titties out of here"
"Wipe your self off, you dead"


Rush hour 2:
"Why are you hanging around with 7-11...his mouth never closes"
"When ever there is trouble, follow the rich white man"
"This is Hong Kong. Here, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto."
"What? You mean Tito, Toto is what we had for dinner last night"
"I will bitch slap you back to Africa"
"You never step in front of a black man in front of a buffet line"
"Damn, he ain't going to be in rush hour 3"


Man, that is just on the top of my head....both were great, just picked up Rush hour 2 on dvd...fresh on my mind.
 

NakaNaka

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I like the I will bitch slap you back to the Ming dynasty better. Oh god the 7-11 line is great. And I totally forgot about Chelsea Clinton and cigaweed. I think Im gonna have to pop in Rush Hour 1 today. LooL
 

Braves

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lol. I thought both of them were hilarious. I"m chinese like Jackie Chan is and I love hearing jokes about chinese people because most of em are funny as hell, and *most* of the time people don't mean it :)

I'll give a thumbs up to rush hour 2 for the sexy lingerie scenes!
 

spanky

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i just saw rush hour 2 on my plane ride from hk to nj...i think both 1 and 2 r equally funny. but if i had to pic, i would say 2 is better becuz of the T&A factor :D
 

Superdoopercooper

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Rush hour 2.

I love when Chris Tucker does the Michael Jackson impersonation at the TRIAD bar... that cracked me up.

Plus, when Chris is in the Casino acting like he is being oppressed as the blackman... woooooo... I was rollin'. And when he beat up the chinese chick (well, she kinda beat herself up).... and he said "we coulda had something special, but you one crazy a%% b*^ch". Hehehehehe...
 

NakaNaka

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yes the triad bar scene when Chris = MJ is a roller. And that crazy ass bee-atch line is funny too.
 

guyver01

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Rush Hour 2 just played up the comedy so much..

The entire Triad Bar scene
The "massage parlor" scene
and the end casino scene were TOO MUCH!

lmao!

 

Ryan

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<< Rush hour 1:
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth" - FROM RUSH HOUR 2
"I am Michael Jackson, you are Tito"
"That is no ciggertte, thats cigaweed"
"50 mill dollars, who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?"
"Wassup my awesome dude"
"Come on titty titty titty, get them titties out of here"
"Wipe your self off, you dead"


Rush hour 2:
"Why are you hanging around with 7-11...his mouth never closes"
"When ever there is trouble, follow the rich white man"
"This is Hong Kong. Here, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto."
"What? You mean Tito, Toto is what we had for dinner last night"
"I will bitch slap you back to Africa"
"You never step in front of a black man in front of a buffet line"
"Damn, he ain't going to be in rush hour 3"


Man, that is just on the top of my head....both were great, just picked up Rush hour 2 on dvd...fresh on my mind.
>>

 

Rent

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<<

<< Rush hour 1:
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth" -
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<< FROM RUSH HOUR 2 >>



<<
"I am Michael Jackson, you are Tito"
"That is no ciggertte, thats cigaweed"
"50 mill dollars, who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?"
"Wassup my awesome dude"
"Come on titty titty titty, get them titties out of here"
"Wipe your self off, you dead"


Rush hour 2:
"Why are you hanging around with 7-11...his mouth never closes"
"When ever there is trouble, follow the rich white man"
"This is Hong Kong. Here, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto."
"What? You mean Tito, Toto is what we had for dinner last night"
"I will bitch slap you back to Africa"
"You never step in front of a black man in front of a buffet line"
"Damn, he ain't going to be in rush hour 3"


Man, that is just on the top of my head....both were great, just picked up Rush hour 2 on dvd...fresh on my mind.
>>

>>



NO, it was from the first one
 

NakaNaka

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<< Rush hour 1:
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth" - >>

This is from the first one but it also shows up in the second one. Obviously you havent seen the first Rush Hour.
 

yoyo25

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<< Rush Hour 2 just played up the comedy so much..

The entire Triad Bar scene
The "massage parlor" scene
and the end casino scene were TOO MUCH!

lmao!
>>



Totally forgot the casino scene when Tucker acts like he is a repressed black man....that was soo funny.

Also the "Nothing but silk touches this body" scene in the Versace store i think, and the guy was like "Show me your ass"

need to see rush hour 2 again.