The average person expels flatulence 14 times each day...

[Analog]

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More fun facts:

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[shortylickens]

I am way below average. Maybe some broccoli.....

 

[SpunkyJones]

I'm way above average.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Grunting is healthy.

 

[Juddog]

Wow I usually do it about 35 times a day.

 

[acheron]

I guess I've never counted.

 

[alkemyst]

hoping for an animated gif of a sphincter flatulating.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

so that means its really about 30 for men since women do not expel.

 

[krunchykrome]

not my wife, i've never heard her toot since we first met about 4 years ago

she's a ninja

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
not my wife, i've never heard her toot since we first met about 4 years ago

she's a ninja

Silent but deadly?

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
I'm way above average.

me too

 

[BoomerD]

Only 14? :roll:

Sounds like the folks they surveyed were a bunch of liars...

 

[Dumac]

Everyone knows this.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
I'm way above average.

Same. I'm good for about 8 per hour.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I've been pretty bad today. I had to leave my office earlier I had one that smelled so bad.

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I've been pretty bad today. I had to leave my office earlier I had one that smelled so bad.

I hate when that happens, but it's even worse when someone else does it in your office.

 

[KeithTalent]

I'm way below average.

KT

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I'm way below average.

KT

Don't worry, I'll be your corresponding outlier.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I can do 14 during a commercial break.

 

[Freshgeardude]

some of those are pretty cool to know.

some of that shit happens but you never really think about it but its true

 

[manlymatt83]

It seems we pee about 16 tons of pee every year. Enough to make a wonderful family swimming pool in your back yard. (Source

No. Lie.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
I can do 14 during a commercial break.

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Most impressive!
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