The atheist OLD JOKE

[Martin]

HiveMaster, this was supposed to be a thread about jokes, you're not supposed to tell them the truth!

 

[Keego]

Originally posted by: Rainsford
I think this joke rips on Christians more than atheists. Think about it, the bear says a few words and then kills the guy anyways. Reminds me of a few Christians I know, they go about their lives acting like jerks and doing whatever they want, but they say grace and go to church and it's all good. I like the joke in that respect.

Note: I am not saying most Christians are like that, but some of them are.

Yep, I know people just like that.

 

[0ops]

ENOUGH WITH THE LONG POSTS!!!!!!!!!!
and those are not funny at all (referring to nefrodite's "jokes")

edit: for clarification

 

[tm37]

OK People LIGHTEN UP!

It was a joke I read and thought it was CUTE nothing more nothing less.

There was not a bit of hatered intended in my post I thought that joke was funny and ironic.

why bother? i did after seeing that bullsh*t and it only went downhill from there. religious humor is generally pathetic. maybe you should replace it with an another religion like islam or budhism. the guy walks through the woods admiring the works of allah or whatever, and then bam a bear slams him down and the true god starts babbling about christianity to him. oh thats funny. then the bear prays b4 he dines.. oh thats funny

OK IT IS A JOKE lighten Up.

um ok. you know nothing about me. i think some religious jokes are funny. many involve pastors nuns priests... maybe you have to be jewish to be funny though, i dunno

what i do know is this joke isn't funny or even witty, its just pathetic.


as for christians, i'm sure some aren't happy to be associated with tm37.

OK not my fault you were LOOKING to be offended. Damn I never thought someone would say even chistians wouldn't want to be associated with me. WHo can I count on to stand with me if not the lowly christians. So Jokes are only funny if they poke fun at the religion itself. You can laugh at the clergy because you think they are wrong but if someone makes a joke at the expenceof something that you may beleive in (or not) (I still don't get the athiest movement the idea of standing up and saying I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS really is comical if you think about it.) Saying I am unfunny is one thing but reading WAY MORE into a simple little joke is another.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: tm37
OK People LIGHTEN UP!

It was a joke I read and thought it was CUTE nothing more nothing less.

There was not a bit of hatered intended in my post I thought that joke was funny and ironic.

why bother? i did after seeing that bullsh*t and it only went downhill from there. religious humor is generally pathetic. maybe you should replace it with an another religion like islam or budhism. the guy walks through the woods admiring the works of allah or whatever, and then bam a bear slams him down and the true god starts babbling about christianity to him. oh thats funny. then the bear prays b4 he dines.. oh thats funny

OK IT IS A JOKE lighten Up.

um ok. you know nothing about me. i think some religious jokes are funny. many involve pastors nuns priests... maybe you have to be jewish to be funny though, i dunno

what i do know is this joke isn't funny or even witty, its just pathetic.


as for christians, i'm sure some aren't happy to be associated with tm37.

OK not my fault you were LOOKING to be offended. Damn I never thought someone would say even chistians wouldn't want to be associated with me. WHo can I count on to stand with me if not the lowly christians. So Jokes are only funny if they poke fun at the religion itself. You can laugh at the clergy because you think they are wrong but if someone makes a joke at the expenceof something that you may beleive in (or not) (I still don't get the athiest movement the idea of standing up and saying I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS really is comical if you think about it.) Saying I am unfunny is one thing but reading WAY MORE into a simple little joke is another.

Agreed.

 

[Nefrodite]

Originally posted by: 0ops
ENOUGH WITH THE LONG POSTS!!!!!!!!!!
and those are not funny at all (referring to nefrodite's "jokes")

edit: for clarification

posting really funny jokes wouldn't be in the spirit of this thread

 

[Nefrodite]

OK not my fault you were LOOKING to be offended. Damn I never thought someone would say even chistians wouldn't want to be associated with me. WHo can I count on to stand with me if not the lowly christians. So Jokes are only funny if they poke fun at the religion itself. You can laugh at the clergy because you think they are wrong but if someone makes a joke at the expenceof something that you may beleive in (or not) (I still don't get the athiest movement the idea of standing up and saying I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS really is comical if you think about it.) Saying I am unfunny is one thing but reading WAY MORE into a simple little joke is another.

your joke isn't funny because its meant to be more of a mastabatory message for your followers then anything really funny.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Nefrodite
some more old jokes in the spirit of tm37s thread. but atleast these are funny as they are distasteful.

edited for space


Whether this joke is virulently anti-semitic or harmlessly cute depends on a number of factors,including who is telling it (Jew or Gentile,male or female), what is the intention or motive of the teller (since intention is not easy to determine,partly because it is buried in the intervening personality and taste components,we cannot be sure if it is hostile or not),and the precise nature of the context (among Jewish friends or non Jewish strangers,in an atmosphere of joy and playfulness or hate and anger). In the illustrations provided below,we can only speculate about the intentions of the humour makers. Although it appears to those Jewish individuals who conducted studies on humorous material that there was a correlation between it and the rise or triggering of anti-Semitism,we cannot be sure and should be careful not to jump to unwarranted conclusions.

TIme to get out and meet people and try looking to the good side not the bad. You TOTALLY Misread my intentions and have taken this WAY TO FAR. IT WAS A SIMPLE JOKE not in poor taste IMHO but OBVIOUSLY you felt sighted because YOU WANTED TO BE SLIGHTED not because of the inflamitory nature of my post but because you were looking to be offended and feel that we all should be alike and we should NEVER say anything that someone else may not agree with.

USUALLY when some thing is in poor taste I will make a breif comment on that without calling the post a RACIST.

 

[Nefrodite]

i didn't write that, and its out of context.


i thought i had left a link, guess i forgot. just the first evaluation of humor i found on google. anyways, by any standard your joke still isn't funny.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Nefrodite

OK not my fault you were LOOKING to be offended. Damn I never thought someone would say even chistians wouldn't want to be associated with me. WHo can I count on to stand with me if not the lowly christians. So Jokes are only funny if they poke fun at the religion itself. You can laugh at the clergy because you think they are wrong but if someone makes a joke at the expenceof something that you may beleive in (or not) (I still don't get the athiest movement the idea of standing up and saying I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS really is comical if you think about it.) Saying I am unfunny is one thing but reading WAY MORE into a simple little joke is another.

your joke isn't funny because its meant to be more of a mastabatory message for your followers then anything really funny.

You are more of a mental case THAN ANY Fundamentalist Christian I have EVER met. You are ALWAYS right, never concede a point and always take things too far. You obviously don't like christians, the joke was humerous but you can't stand the simple fact that a joke that goes against your Fundamentalist atheist beliefs could be funny. Who needs the straight jacket? YOU.

 

[Killbat]

Originally posted by: 0ops
ENOUGH WITH THE LONG POSTS!!!!!!!!!!
and those are not funny at all (referring to nefrodite's "jokes")

edit: for clarification

Ppppft, those are some of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while, simply because most of them are just so damn horrible. Ya don't see it coming.

 

[0ops]

Originally posted by: Nefrodite

Originally posted by: 0ops
ENOUGH WITH THE LONG POSTS!!!!!!!!!!
and those are not funny at all (referring to nefrodite's "jokes")

edit: for clarification

posting really funny jokes wouldn't be in the spirit of this thread

damn, are you always like this or is it that time of the month?

 

[Cyberian]

Nefrodite

Congratulations!
It must have taken quite some time to find that many totally tasteless jokes that were also not at all funny.