- Oct 5, 2004
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Based on a true story that just unfolded mere minutes ago.
The setup...
The neighbor lady stopped by right before dinner to ask my wife if her teeth were done yet (my wife works at the dentist office).
Being as dinner was almost ready, we invited her to join us and she accepted.
As the conversation progressed, she mentioned the Old Luthersburg Highschool. I asked her where it was and she explained that the old school was where the post office now stands, and that the new school resided in the building that is now the Community Center.
The riddle...
Ruby graduated from a class of eleven. There were 10 girls and one boy. She has no cats and no dogs, but she does have a hell of a lot of flower gardens. She wears glasses and looks over top of them most of the time. She's missing a tooth because it's still at the dentist office. I don't know where she stands on Gay Cowboys and I don't think she's aware that there is any such thing as goatse.
She graduated, get this shyt, in 1927.
How old is Ruby?
***Facts***
I won't be sending any awards via Paypal, and I don't know the answer because I suck at teh math, so don't expect one. I understand there's not enough information for an accurate answer, round it off to the nearest 100 for all I care.
The only way we'll get an official answer is if Dullard happens by and posts it.
Whatever he says goes, because he is far and away the smartest sonofabitch around these here parts.
:camera: :gofvckyourself; :beer:
Edit for emoticons.
The setup...
The neighbor lady stopped by right before dinner to ask my wife if her teeth were done yet (my wife works at the dentist office).
Being as dinner was almost ready, we invited her to join us and she accepted.
As the conversation progressed, she mentioned the Old Luthersburg Highschool. I asked her where it was and she explained that the old school was where the post office now stands, and that the new school resided in the building that is now the Community Center.
The riddle...
Ruby graduated from a class of eleven. There were 10 girls and one boy. She has no cats and no dogs, but she does have a hell of a lot of flower gardens. She wears glasses and looks over top of them most of the time. She's missing a tooth because it's still at the dentist office. I don't know where she stands on Gay Cowboys and I don't think she's aware that there is any such thing as goatse.
She graduated, get this shyt, in 1927.
How old is Ruby?
***Facts***
I won't be sending any awards via Paypal, and I don't know the answer because I suck at teh math, so don't expect one. I understand there's not enough information for an accurate answer, round it off to the nearest 100 for all I care.
The only way we'll get an official answer is if Dullard happens by and posts it.
Whatever he says goes, because he is far and away the smartest sonofabitch around these here parts.
:camera: :gofvckyourself; :beer:Edit for emoticons.
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