The 40 year old virgin

[Coquito]

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I waited for you by the bathrooms.

 

[Ricochet]

Stormrider, you should sue them for making a movie about you without your permission.

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I know a kid who's 15 and is a virgin.

Wait that's me

Keep posting here and you'll remain one for awhile.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I know a guy who is 39 YO and a virgin.

He's a super Catholic and is waiting for the right person.

super catholic?

Are we talking about a charasmatic fundamentalist?

He's a decent guy. He went to Harvard and Harvard Law School and is a senior MD at a bulge bracket investment bank. He is one of those unusual guys that doesn't have or watch TV. He's one of those book reading types.

He does goes out a lot and has fun he just feels he doesn't need it.

must be part of the 1% of the population thats asexual. prolly just looks at himself in the mirror while he masturbates.

 

[PhlashFoto]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I know a guy who is 39 YO and a virgin.

He's a super Catholic and is waiting for the right person.

super catholic?

Are we talking about a charasmatic fundamentalist?

He's a decent guy. He went to Harvard and Harvard Law School and is a senior MD at a bulge bracket investment bank. He is one of those unusual guys that doesn't have or watch TV. He's one of those book reading types.

He does goes out a lot and has fun he just feels he doesn't need it.

must be part of the 1% of the population thats asexual. prolly just looks at himself in the mirror while he masturbates.

Must of lost that idea of procreation. (sp?)

 

[aplefka]

Obligatory remark about how the movie is about the OP... har har... now I'm gonna go read to see how many morons posted something along those lines. I predict at least 3, as many as 7 though.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I know a guy who is 39 YO and a virgin.

He's a super Catholic and is waiting for the right person.

Same here except the guy is 41 and is a hardcore Christian. Doesn't even think he should look at women with wrong thoughts.

 

[cerebusPu]

i cringed when i saw that trailer. first thing i thought was "wait till stormrider sees this" but i forgot about it once mr and mrs smith started and i saw Angie. oh gawd..! Angie i love you.

if everyone on ATOT who cared about you chipped in $1 paypal. we could pay for an escort to take you out. in fact, you dont even need to know its an escort.

 

[EXman]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I know a guy who is 39 YO and a virgin.

He's a super Catholic and is waiting for the right person.

super catholic?

Are we talking about a charasmatic fundamentalist?

He's a decent guy. He went to Harvard and Harvard Law School and is a senior MD at a bulge bracket investment bank. He is one of those unusual guys that doesn't have or watch TV. He's one of those book reading types.

He does goes out a lot and has fun he just feels he doesn't need it.

I bet he is a stockholder in jergans!

and is hung about 2 inches:shocked:

 

[cerebusPu]

how long does it take to be a born-again virgin?
i need to renew my non-virginity license soon.

 

[notfred]

this looks better

 

[PricklyPete]

Is this not a story about your life?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: StormRider
They showed the trailer to this movie when I saw "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" yesterday. Do you think it will do well? Or do you think it will bomb since the subject matter is too unbelievable for most people?

The 40 Year Old Virgin

that's the guy in Anchorman

i'm thinking the movie will just show how pitiful he is.

 

[LuckyTaxi]

How old is AC Green?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I know a guy who is 39 YO and a virgin.

He's a super Catholic and is waiting for the right person.

super catholic?

Are we talking about a charasmatic fundamentalist?

He's a decent guy. He went to Harvard and Harvard Law School and is a senior MD at a bulge bracket investment bank. He is one of those unusual guys that doesn't have or watch TV. He's one of those book reading types.

He does goes out a lot and has fun he just feels he doesn't need it.

hmm he must have a lot of money in his pockets.

 

[ZOOYUKA]

I plan to see it just because I am a big Judd Apatow fan. Freaks and Geeks is one of my all time favorite shows.

 

[TommyVercetti]

So they finally made a movie about you?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

start warming up to the idea stormrider, you are in it for the long haul

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: StormRider
They showed the trailer to this movie when I saw "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" yesterday. Do you think it will do well? Or do you think it will bomb since the subject matter is too unbelievable for most people?

The 40 Year Old Virgin

whats so unbeleiveable about it... i think there are several 40 year old virgins right here on ATOT....

living in moms basement still reading comic books neffing on ATOT all day..

yeh I can believe that..